You don’t haunt places when you die...

[Mister Obvious]

You haunt them when you’re alive.

[Mister Obvious]

http://www.sectual.com/thread-7353.html

http://www.sectual.com/thread-11173.html

Not sure I read the fine print well enough though...

And what’s done is done.

[Dark Dick]

Either way, I'd like to haunt ladies' rest rooms.

[Mister Obvious]

Considering the fact that you’d have to hang out in ‘em in order to haunt ‘em, I guess you better be a janitor... else you might end up in jail!?

[Mister Obvious]

It would only take a few good experiences in a ladies’ restroom to leave your imprint.

Unless you were having a great time being a janitor then it probably wouldn’t work.