I would be THE WORST prostitute ever...
I think about this sometimes...

It’s always been true.

I would be THE ABSOLUTE worst prostitute.

I would DEFINITELY get murdered by a frustrated customer.


I can’t even rely on the world’s oldest profession as a fallback crutch.

Do you know how that FEELS!?
That is DIRE.
In some ways it feels good to know though.

As though somehow, to be totally screwed to that degree (pun intended) is almost its own kind of life purpose.

Like a life lesson.

I came here to learn that I can’t even be a prostitute.
Don’t ever let anybody tell you your life has no meaning.
iPhone doesn’t autocorrect misspellings of ‘prostitute’...

Which I think is a total joke, and at worst it’s discrimination.

There are a lot of prostitutes out there using iPhones.
Prostitution is a great thing for the world.
I believe in prostitution.
I’m proud of prostitutes.
Slogans for prostitutes...



You can always be the "Handjob Hooker" and specialise in farting on guys.

Lots of guys would pay you to just lie there while they wank off on you.

I know, you can search out those horny teenagers wanting to get off.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
Dickie you are NAUGHTY!!!!!
I would have to specialize in something...

Something that involves almost zero effort on my part.

Maybe pander to necrophiliacs...

Or people with roofie fetishes!?
Think of all the school shooting you can prevent.

Too bad you weren't there for Elliot.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
Anything that involves zero effort on my part would be the ultimate...

A life where I could not only finally be a prostitute, but also not have to exert any effort whatsoever.

This is probably one of my top fantasies.

But of course it’s important to lay out ground rules on the legality of prostitution, and that’s why I came up with this business model...


You'll be "Sleepy Hoe".
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
(07-11-2019, 10:27 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: http://www.sectual.com/thread-7302.html

(08-01-2018, 05:18 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: There could be prostitutes who specialize in certain acts, and don't engage in certain acts. Like if customers want butt love, they can go and get it from a specialized prostitute. If they want oral, they can get it from the prostitutes that specialize in sucking dick. If they just want to bang, they can get a prostitute who just likes to get fucked in the pussy.

Like why get it all in one place?

If prostitution was legal, men could get all the variety they wanted.

They could get all their needs met by chicks who LIKE what they do!

For example, I can’t be your wife AND like sucking your dick... sorry! Your dick is good for one thing: drenching my cervix in baby batter. I like you for little else. So what’s the solution? Exactly! Hoes!

Think about how many marriages prostitution (CLEAN prostitution) would save!!! How many mens’ lives it would improve!!!

Not to mention the women who finally get to live their dream of whoring... but on THEIR terms! So empowering OMG!
And if prostitution was legal it wouldn’t just be ugly/loser dudes who hire hoes...

It would open up the market to HOT dudes who could have a buffet of bitches, guaranteed of high quality. CERTIFIED. Pro.
Ho papers please!
The hoes could have offices they could decorate to their niche...

It’d be like a funhouse, except each ho has their themed room.

All their info would be on the door so you could brief yourself on their info.

Pamphlets, brochures, business cards.

But you wouldn’t even get access to that Hall of Hoes until you too had been examined/certified and matched with the proper ho selection. Safety first! Besides, you’d be perfectly paired according to your desires too...

You want cockstarved hoes who love to choke on dick?! 2nd floor.

You want butt bitches? 5th floor!

You want dead chick roleplay? MY FLOOR!!!
God yes.

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