Mister Obvious appreciation thread

[Master Oblivious]

[Master Oblivious]

INAPPROPRIATE

BAM HIM

You know when I tried to suckle milk from my mother's bosom as an infant; my mom pushed me away and said she only wanted to be friends...

[ELFUNGNINO]

You know when I tried to suckle milk from my mother's bosom as an infant; my mom pushed me away and said she only wanted to be friends...

You know when I drank milk from my mothers bosom as an infant, I preferred beer?

[Mister Obvious]

Damn Fungi gone wild.

[ELFUNGNINO]

Damn Fungi gone wild.

Crocodile dun wees homie

[Master Oblivious]

You know when I drank milk from my mothers bosom as an infant, I preferred beer?

LOL!

[Master Oblivious]

Damn Fungi gone wild.

Fun guys gone full Gene Wylder!

 “But MO, don’t forget what happened to the woman who suddenly got everything she always wanted… She lived happily ever after.”

[Mister Obvious]

My song...

[Master Oblivious]

When you were really young; like four...did you ever look at lot into the double mirrors and wonder
how far back/into the mirror it went and how you were going to get inside? I did. I also wanted to see
if swallowing a quarter would make it come out into the toilet. I had some strange theories as a child...

[Mister Obvious]

Oh hell no dude I would have never swallowed some crazy shit like coins or whatever, I have always been exceedingly cautious. I never did anything dangerous whatsoever. Don't remember the first time I saw the infinity mirror effect.

[Guest]

You know when I tried to suckle milk from my mother's bosom as an infant; my mom pushed me away and said she only wanted to be friends...

some kids have all the luck 
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