10-31-2019, 10:34 PM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Housesitter
Did I ever mention one of my ultimate fantasies is to be a professional housesitter? Hire me!
This looks like a cute movie.
1:15 totally hating the opening theme... yiiikes. If this is a sign of things to come, it ain't good. Don't mind if I skip ahead.
2:25 I'm thinking there must be a whole fetish out there about blindfolded chicks.
2:28 "I dunno, I'm blindfolded too!" LMFAO okay that was funny.
3:10 there's a BOW all the way around the HOUSE. OMG. That is... a lot of fabric.
Very pretty house, LOTS of natural lighting, that is killer. For sure. I like the middle part, that's where I'd want to live.
3:15 heck yeah I'll marry you! You know it's odd, I've seen Steve Martin in a lot of stuff (just like literally everyone else) but I've never seen him as attractive before now. He had me at the blindfold joke. I dunno, it's almost like I'm seeing him for the first time.
3:45 it's not very believable that she would decline. But I can definitely forgive this movie for not being believable, because it's a comedy and that's all there is to it.
5:00 ahahaha OMG it's Goldie Hawn! She really is something else. Goldie Hawn is very pretty... she was 47 here. She really did have an amazing career.
6:11 bahahaaah.
8:58 oh I like this chick already!
10:50 everybody wants to be loved like this guy loves that stupid bitch.
13:13 I meeean, Steve is actually KINDA HOT. WHAT THE FUCKKKKK.
15:00 this isn't all that believable either but I'll roll with it... it's fine, it's fine. It's not very respectable but whatever. I mean they're BOTH DAMN NEAR 50 IN THIS MOVIE, so I guess they can do what they want?!
I'm kind of entranced by how attractive Steve Martin is in this movie and how now they seem to be playing it up hard in this scene. I'm just sort of mindblown.
18:50 check out those fabulous wood floors!
19:53 pretty sure nobody's checking out the view out the window in this scene.
20:43 did she just go STRAIGHT for the PB&J!? My kinda lady!
21:28 what is this chick, a con lady?!
22:18 LOL how's it feel, bitch?! Guess you missed the fuck out huh!?
23:08 wahahahaha ooo, burn! Cuz he WASN'T!
I'd rather be married to the con chick than to the other one anyway.
25:28 ooohhh, shit. LOL!
27:07 "Newton is really sorry about... you know" ROFLMFAOOOLOL.
29:05 um actually, let's not!
30:20 LMAO she's starting to really like this con lady.
31:00 amazing liar.
32:10 oh so now he's sounding better to this bitch huh?
33:38 LMFAO it's so outrageous because it's all a fricken LIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
35:30 what's she gonna say OMG!
37:11 that was a great little bit of physical comedy.
38:57 "Maybe I'll just wait and come back later" LMFAO AHAHAHAHA.
39:51 "You look very different to me" OMFG I WAS JUST SAYING THAT!!!
40:00 how is he a "DREAMER"?? He BUILT the fucking HOUSE. It's REAL ya dumb bitch.
40:30 LMFAO now he's in on it, ROFLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
43:48 "Just don't do it too often" bahwahahahahahahaaaa, this movie is ENJOYABLE.
Gwen (Goldie Hawn) is super cute and I like her style in this movie.
45:04 bahahahahahaaaaah!!!!!! They're getting all caught up in the lore now!!!!!
46:50 understanding and forgiving my sorry ass!
47:08 other chick does look great in that skort though!
47:40 priest dude is kinda hot.
50:00 so are these two ever gonna fall in love with each other or is that not gonna be part of the story?
51:55 there's something so charming about con artists.
54:10 LOL this is so damn brilliant.
55:34 "He gazed up at me and he said... Becky?" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:05:58 awwwkwaaarrrd.
1:07:00 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:07:30 this is some shit you'd only see in a Steve Martin movie, LMAO.
1:09:32 "You happen to look very... pert!" BAHAHAHA hell yeah the use of the word pert, 10 points!!!
1:16:43 ROFL the way he's standing there stoking the fire is so perfect.
1:20:55 LOL the way he pokes at her is hilarious.
1:21:30 LMFAO this lady is great!!! This is fricken awesome.
1:23:15 it's heartwarming.
1:26:40 holy fricken hell, it's off the hook fricken hilarious.
1:30:40 AMEN GIRLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:33:24 LOL I can't stand this bitch.
1:36:29 "What did the note say?" BAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!!!!!~~!!!!
Lots of great laughs in this movie TBH, I give it 8/10 stars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Housesitter
Did I ever mention one of my ultimate fantasies is to be a professional housesitter? Hire me!
This looks like a cute movie.
1:15 totally hating the opening theme... yiiikes. If this is a sign of things to come, it ain't good. Don't mind if I skip ahead.
2:25 I'm thinking there must be a whole fetish out there about blindfolded chicks.
2:28 "I dunno, I'm blindfolded too!" LMFAO okay that was funny.
3:10 there's a BOW all the way around the HOUSE. OMG. That is... a lot of fabric.
Very pretty house, LOTS of natural lighting, that is killer. For sure. I like the middle part, that's where I'd want to live.
3:15 heck yeah I'll marry you! You know it's odd, I've seen Steve Martin in a lot of stuff (just like literally everyone else) but I've never seen him as attractive before now. He had me at the blindfold joke. I dunno, it's almost like I'm seeing him for the first time.
3:45 it's not very believable that she would decline. But I can definitely forgive this movie for not being believable, because it's a comedy and that's all there is to it.
5:00 ahahaha OMG it's Goldie Hawn! She really is something else. Goldie Hawn is very pretty... she was 47 here. She really did have an amazing career.
6:11 bahahaaah.
8:58 oh I like this chick already!
10:50 everybody wants to be loved like this guy loves that stupid bitch.
13:13 I meeean, Steve is actually KINDA HOT. WHAT THE FUCKKKKK.
15:00 this isn't all that believable either but I'll roll with it... it's fine, it's fine. It's not very respectable but whatever. I mean they're BOTH DAMN NEAR 50 IN THIS MOVIE, so I guess they can do what they want?!
I'm kind of entranced by how attractive Steve Martin is in this movie and how now they seem to be playing it up hard in this scene. I'm just sort of mindblown.
18:50 check out those fabulous wood floors!
19:53 pretty sure nobody's checking out the view out the window in this scene.
20:43 did she just go STRAIGHT for the PB&J!? My kinda lady!
21:28 what is this chick, a con lady?!
22:18 LOL how's it feel, bitch?! Guess you missed the fuck out huh!?
23:08 wahahahaha ooo, burn! Cuz he WASN'T!
I'd rather be married to the con chick than to the other one anyway.
25:28 ooohhh, shit. LOL!
27:07 "Newton is really sorry about... you know" ROFLMFAOOOLOL.
29:05 um actually, let's not!
30:20 LMAO she's starting to really like this con lady.
31:00 amazing liar.
32:10 oh so now he's sounding better to this bitch huh?
33:38 LMFAO it's so outrageous because it's all a fricken LIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!
35:30 what's she gonna say OMG!
37:11 that was a great little bit of physical comedy.
38:57 "Maybe I'll just wait and come back later" LMFAO AHAHAHAHA.
39:51 "You look very different to me" OMFG I WAS JUST SAYING THAT!!!
40:00 how is he a "DREAMER"?? He BUILT the fucking HOUSE. It's REAL ya dumb bitch.
40:30 LMFAO now he's in on it, ROFLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
43:48 "Just don't do it too often" bahwahahahahahahaaaa, this movie is ENJOYABLE.
Gwen (Goldie Hawn) is super cute and I like her style in this movie.
45:04 bahahahahahaaaaah!!!!!! They're getting all caught up in the lore now!!!!!
46:50 understanding and forgiving my sorry ass!
47:08 other chick does look great in that skort though!
47:40 priest dude is kinda hot.
50:00 so are these two ever gonna fall in love with each other or is that not gonna be part of the story?
51:55 there's something so charming about con artists.
54:10 LOL this is so damn brilliant.
55:34 "He gazed up at me and he said... Becky?" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:05:58 awwwkwaaarrrd.
1:07:00 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:07:30 this is some shit you'd only see in a Steve Martin movie, LMAO.
1:09:32 "You happen to look very... pert!" BAHAHAHA hell yeah the use of the word pert, 10 points!!!
1:16:43 ROFL the way he's standing there stoking the fire is so perfect.
1:20:55 LOL the way he pokes at her is hilarious.
1:21:30 LMFAO this lady is great!!! This is fricken awesome.
1:23:15 it's heartwarming.
1:26:40 holy fricken hell, it's off the hook fricken hilarious.
1:30:40 AMEN GIRLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:33:24 LOL I can't stand this bitch.
1:36:29 "What did the note say?" BAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!!!!!!~~!!!!
Lots of great laughs in this movie TBH, I give it 8/10 stars.
