I cannot handle all the sluts

[Herold]

How is  a man supposed to  stay celibate or refrain from masturbating ?  
I am bombarded with women dressed  like harlots every single day 
my record this year is  4 days living purely  , and I feel pretty good at those times 
but then satan makes me look at boobies and curves  
and this has been going on since I was     8 years old  
even the girls at   christian  boarding school dressed provocatively 
is this what Jesus wants me to do all the time ...  play with my Weiner ?
WHY ARE ALL THE LADIES  causing me to    keep sinning  , sins of the FLESH !

[Chatwoman]

This post makes me glad I don't have a wiener.

[spic]

Christian boarding school girls are the devil...

Don't blame the girls... they have the right to dress as they like... check within yourself.... it is you who is causing this problem...not them

[Guest]

is this what Jesus wants me to do all the time ...  play with my Weiner ?

He wants you to put your wiener in the girls' tacos, son. He died so you can do that without going to hell.

[Chatwoman]

I was gonna say y'all need Jesus but Jesus be over here like...



Don't send 'em to me!

[Herold]

I was gonna say y'all need Jesus but Jesus be over here like...



Don't send 'em to me!

Rejected by Jesus? I hadnt even considered that an option but maybe it is cuz that would just be like the cherry on top for my life
Amen , please dear lord help me find those good pills or i cant be a good servant and please shut down porn on the internet thats really my only big issue Jesus

[Chatwoman]

[Guest]

How is  a man supposed to  stay celibate or refrain from masturbating ?  
I am bombarded with women dressed  like harlots every single day 
my record this year is  4 days living purely  , and I feel pretty good at those times 
but then satan makes me look at boobies and curves  
and this has been going on since I was     8 years old  
even the girls at   christian  boarding school dressed provocatively 
is this what Jesus wants me to do all the time ...  play with my Weiner ?
WHY ARE ALL THE LADIES  causing me to    keep sinning  , sins of the FLESH !

Just picture this scenario for a while... and remember that in the infinite time and space of forever now abundantly clear and refreshed you can think of a new day when you arrive at a sacred lagoon and on the rocks what do you see?...

You quickly begin to realise that you are in real life experiencing what every man in every long forgotten and future epoch of life remembers clearly in his DNA,,, ,,, which you are are experiencing now, THAT point in time space that happened and WILL happen and is happening NOW....

You know what I'm talking about...

[Chatwoman]

We got some Guests with a split personality problem who need to slowly back away from the keyboard and sleep it off!!!



That's what I'm gonna do!!!

[Chatwoman]

Don't worry baby, I get all your loveletters!!!

Yeah you know who you are!!!

[Chatwoman]

I leave you all with this...

[Chatwoman]

I need to make a big version of that emote.

Ah, a purpose for tomorrow!?!

[Herold]

look at them , these are the kind of  women that  an American  Taliban could watch for on the streets to   maintain    a more modest dress code ...when a man sees these skirts they instantly lose power over their sex organ  causing foolish  decisions and infidelities 

I don't want   a violent crackdown just maybe a little public caning for  those who    break dress codes  more than 3 times

https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/simgad...6378560624

[Miss Modest]

look at them , these are the kind of  women that  an American  Taliban could watch for on the streets to   maintain    a more modest dress code ...when a man sees these skirts they instantly lose power over their sex organ  causing foolish  decisions and infidelities 

I don't want   a violent crackdown just maybe a little public caning for  those who    break dress codes  more than 3 times

https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/simgad...6378560624

the punishment travels both ways Herold! No more than 3 wanks for the year.... otherwise.... 

2:33

[Kenny]

[fung it goot]

lol as if ya fuckin wank oil ya keyboard lmaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooooooo

[Chatwoman]

This is one of the greatest fucking thread titles on this site.