Global Warming Alarmist Hysterics: Is anyone actually falling for this?

[Mister Obvious]

I think this should be a thread for all future outlandishly absurd, try-hard global warming headlines to be posted and scoffed at... 

We'll start with this fear-porn, panic propaganda piece likening the temperature of the ocean to FIVE ATOMIC BOMBS PER SECOND LMAO!!!!!!

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-ocean-i...-study/amp

Dear Jesus these people really are fucking shameless.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like you've gotta be a dumb motherfucker to straight up buy into this shit...

It's honestly sad.

[Guest]

Mo you need to start getting drunken and i will sneak up and start licking your neck and inspecting yer dainty fingers and toes

[Mister Obvious]

Uhhh, damn... okay. I mean, I'm not saying no to that.