The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

Major coronavirus updates so far today:
- Italy: 3,590 new cases, 368 new deaths
- Germany: 1,632 new cases, 4 new deaths
- Spain: 1,452 new cases, 96 new deaths
- Iran: 1,209 new cases, 113 new deaths

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1239278638295588864

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WH Press Briefing...

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BREAKING: Gov. Newsom calls for the home isolation of all people 65 and older in California due to the coronavirus.

https://twitter.com/skarlamangla/status/...4313524224

NYC must have a plan in place in the next 24 hours for childcare for essential workers and a plan to make sure kids will continue to get the meals they need.

NYC schools will close early next week.

This action is necessary to reduce density and mitigate the spread of #COVID19.

https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/12...9166253064

Gov Newsom: "We are directing that all bars, nightclubs, wineries, brew pubs and the like be closed in the state of California. We believe that this is a non-essential function in our state. And we believe that it is appropriate under the circumstances to move in that direction."

https://twitter.com/apblake/status/1239298117532557321

[Mister Obvious]

A lot of states closing bars and restaurants.

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ANYWHERE that the public congregates in sizable groups will be closed...

And I have seen some theories as to why this really is, a virus of course being the 'front' for the real reason.

Some believe that the deep state will be taken down during this time, and there's no way they can retaliate by way of their typical tactics such as mass shootings etc. because all such places will be closed.

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Yikes... a bunch of serious lookin' fuckers up on that stage today.

Are those military people?? Who the heck are they??

[Dark Dick]

There are no limits or boundaries to my sex and how dirty it can make you feel...

Face to face, through lenses, over vast distances through spacetime, nothing can stop it.

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They're shoving fucktons of people on the stage.

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Fauci seems apprehensive about proximity to this collection of individuals.

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"Beautiful day outside"...

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"The Federal Reserve as you know ... lowered the fed rate to 0%."

Oh God.

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Zero point whatever whatever... like it fuckin' matters.

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Oh God man...

This is a fucking trainwreck so far please stop.

He's now getting into how he forced Google to play along.

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LOL "I'm sure you'll apologize."

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Why is he naming all these people??????????????????????

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I'm so confused ahahahaha what the fuck IS THIS?

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WHYYYYYYYYYY.

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So he's saying the big box stores are going to work hard to keep the stores stocked but he says people shouldn't go out and panic buy. "Take it easy, just relax."

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"We have no shortages."

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This old general guy to the left is making me wanna bang...