The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

It's so weird how people start yelling a bunch of questions...

Like they're gonna get answered, lmao I mean what the fuck.

Just shut the fuck up...

That's a huge request I've had of a lot of people on a lot of levels lately.

[Mister Obvious]

Why does this scarf lady always look like she wants to jump Pence's dick while Fauci films with an iPhone 11?

[Mister Obvious]

Churches to offer childcare to healthcare workers...

Interesting.

[Mister Obvious]

"Buy your weekly needs in groceries"...

LOL.

Naaah, I'm good.

Thanks though man.

[Mister Obvious]

Admiral Brett P. Giroir, M.D.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c..._USPHS.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

Did you see the Surgeon General laserbeam eyes on that guy in the audience who's coughing/sneezing, ROFLMFAO.

[Mister Obvious]

Admiral doesn't sound like I expected him to, but I'd still let him fuck my body.

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno about you, but I wanna see Ms. Pretty's whole scarf collection.

[Mister Obvious]

Somebody needs to tackle that dude who's coughing...

[Mister Obvious]

The "pod system" of FEMA???

Fuckin' really?

You mean like the pods in Invasion of the Bodysnatchers?

[Mister Obvious]

So the Admiral's a doctor huh??

I've got something he can do surgery on!!!





No, seriously.

Help me.

[Mister Obvious]

I honestly can't focus on a single fucking word Giroir is saying.

[Mister Obvious]

If they're making this whole virus thingy up, they really have gone balls deep into the details, that's for sure.

[Mister Obvious]

"This is not make-believe. This is not fantasy."

Strange timing there, Admiral.

But yeah he's saying you're about to see FEMA in your local area.

[Mister Obvious]

OT, but I low key wanna stroke the Surgeon General's perfectly bald head.

[Mister Obvious]

That is a shiny as fuck bald head right there.

[Mister Obvious]

So scarf lady is basically like a real life Hot Lips Houlihan?

Got it.

[Mister Obvious]

Did Admiral just check out her ass?

[Mister Obvious]

She's talking about pipettes.

I have lots of pipettes.

I bought them so I can fulfill my self-insemination fantasy someday...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-9965.html

[Mister Obvious]

Fauci looks like he's tired of being everybody's looked over lil shortcake bitch.

I recognize those feels!