The Wuhan Coronavirus

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The Admiral, Fauci, Birx, that other chick, the Attorney General, and Azar.

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So he's announcing more restrictions...

Important for the young and healthy people to understand that while their own symptoms may be mild, they could spread the disease to the vulnerable.

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Recommending all Americans school from home, avoid gathering in groups of more than 10 people, avoid pointless travel, don't eat out.

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"Several weeks of focused action" to "flatten the curve"...

Vaccine development coming out "fastest in history" which I'm sure also means most deadly...

LMAO, fuck your vaccines.

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It's so awkward when Trump stands behind people LMAO he has no idea what to do with himself...

I'm so fucking turnt right now.

I can't look at him, I seriously can't.

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He just did face touching under his left eye.

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Under left eye, left hand, pointer finger.

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He did it after she said quarantine in the house if diagnosed, and "bold steps".

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They're saying "July/August" before it relents...

But if it's a real virus, that just means there may be a break in it where people can go out and get more supplies or whatever...

Start of autumn and into winter would be the second wave which historically is deadlier than the first.

So...

I mean...

I dunno.

I'm just saying.

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Hey I hope they're right and it burns out.

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But the fact that they're throwing out "July/August" as a return to normalcy is concerning because it's probably at least twice as long as they ever admit.

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May be looking at locking down "certain hotspots"...

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I heard Birx thoughts when he was talking about having taken his test "late Friday night" and she seems to think he should consider it early Saturday morning and thinks he's an idiot.

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LOL :)

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The "no gatherings of more than 10 people" bit has people trippin' balls.

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I see @V2019N got their account back...

https://twitter.com/v2019n

Nice going Twitter, we hate you less now.

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But it was only because a lot of people caused an uproar...

For regular everyday individuals, no one says a word and no one cares...

Have your own sites people, that's all you can really do.

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"It's so contagious... it's just so contagious."

Thank you Trump... people needed to understand that point.

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Same fucking thing I've been saying all this time.

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Kiiiiiinda wanna fuck Trump now.

Again.

Cuz as we all know, I did conceive Trump's illegitimate lovechild back in 2016 but it was abducted from my womb by aliens whilst driving through Nevada, listen, we've been through a lot.