The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

Why everybody been mentioning my dildos lately??

Mildly creepy.

Confession...

They're buttplugs.

Dildos are too big for me.

[Mister Obvious]

Dildos are too big for me.

For fucking real.

Dildos are retardedly huge, even the "small" ones.

I don't get it at all.

I feel like it's conspiracy and that's just about all there is to it.

[Mister Obvious]

Scary.

[Mister Obvious]

lmfaoooooooooooo

[Guest]

Y'all still at the 'pleading with the camp guards'...stage of things.

[Dink Beaver]

listen to these chanting dopes 

[user328]

Jesus Millhouse Lepetomaine Christ.

[user328]

I meeeeean...

They rounded up several dozen faggots who can sing in one place. That must've been an exercise in itself. Then again, it's easy to entice faggots with promises of blowjobs and free butt sex, so maybe all they had to do was post a craigslist ad.

Then someone actually wrote and arranged that ridiculous fucking song.

Then the aforementioned horde of rump rangers rehearsed it for God knows how long.

Naturally, they're all wearing "pride" shirts because they have to cram as much leftist virtue signalling into a single outburst as humanly possible.

[Mister Obvious]

1:47:03... he's right. It's on the people now.

[Guest]

you know its gettin real when the non vaxxed dude(but probably waxed) with questionable sexuality starts getting banned from his nightclubs

[Mister Obvious]

I know dude, shit's gotten WAAAAAAAAY outta hand.

[Dink Beaver]

offspring drummer refuses vaxx , pays the price 

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/04/entertain...index.html

Paul Stanley gets covid even though fully vaxxed , kiss tour cancel ...what a tragedy

Charlie watts dies of medical complications  , gotta wonder

[Mister Obvious]

I've like...

Never heard of Charlie Watts before this moment.

[user328]

I want to shag Kenny's new avatar.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah it's from the era of Marilyn photos that I have hanging on my bathroom wall, before she was the bombshell.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm tempted to start vaxx shaming people.

I probably won't, what's done is done...

But wow man, gotta tell ya. Just wow.

[Mister Obvious]

Don't stick your dick in crazy? Don't stick your dick in vaxxed.

Don't let a vaxxed dick fuck you.

End of story.

[Mister Obvious]

There are a whole lot of disqualified people out there.

[Mister Obvious]

Somebody just told me Joe Rogan said he got vaxxed and that it "works".

I dunno if that's true or not, but if it is, it doesn't surprise me. I always knew that guy was a fuckin' tool.

The subliminal programming in the media is working on a lot of people apparently.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay apparently he didn't admit to getting vaxxed, at least not yet.

But still...

Fucking wow man.