I got very cold and decided to start wearing a fur coat...

[Mister Obvious]

The top is easy but the bottoms... meh, I think they're just sewn.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/habit-forming/713579295879184384

Foil Bikini

[Dark Dick]

https://vintage-soleil.tumblr.com/post/7...enna-sonne

Silver Bikini

[user328]

She's gonna have back problems when she gets older.

[Dark Dick]

She's on her back regularly, so it should even out.

[Mister Obvious]

I think they're natural. Am I dumb?

Like about THIS, not in general.

That's not what we're discussing...

[user328]

They look natural. It would take a very gifted surgeon and a shitload of money to fake them tiddies.

[Mister Obvious]

Thank you.

THANK YOU.

Thank you.

[Mister Obvious]

I automatically respect NATURAL big titties.

Fake ones, I can't respect.

I like titties, but I want them real.

If I find out they're fake, I'm defaulting to ass assessment instead.

[Mister Obvious]

I knew a lady who had natural titties at least that big and she was in back and neck pain basically all the time.

I think she got a reduction, but there was like... still a ton of titty left, so I dunno if she ever really did have them reduced.

I didn't ask her cuz I feel like that's just weird/rude and the topic never came up again.

[user328]

What do they do with the leftover titty meat when they lop it off?

[Mister Obvious]

They make soap out of it bro, haven't you seen Fight Club??

[user328]

Nope. What brand of soap has titty meat in it? I want to try some.

[Mister Obvious]

*bans Dev*

[user328]

I was so busy looking at vintage slutwear pics, I didn't notice I was banned. lol

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah well you ARE banned, go ahead and keep posting in defiance!~~!!

It doesn't change a thing!!!!!1

[Mister Obvious]

(I'll be over at 8PM. Cuddle time is an hour early tonight. You've made me feel some type of way.)

[user328]

What was the last straw?

Wanting to bathe with titty soap?

Or not having seen The Fight Club?

[user328]

(I'll be over at 8PM. Cuddle time is an hour early tonight. You've made me feel some type of way.)

[Mister Obvious]

You HAVE seen Fight Club though right??

Is this what we should watch together tonight?