Canned Meat & Your Facehole: What You Need To Know

[user328]

Pour it off at first and drink it after then.

[Mister Obvious]

I will take my chances each and every time.

At least it didn't spill on my pants...

I NEVER wash my pants!

[user328]

I NEVER wash my pants!

Skank!

[Mister Obvious]

Lolololol!!!!

[user328]

I feel obliged to smoke another spliff in your honor, MO.

[Mister Obvious]

I would be honored if you smoked some of that sweet sticky icky green in my honor, Dev.

[Mister Obvious]

I begrudgingly changed my shirt BTW.

It is now in the soaking phase of the hand washing process, and it will later hang dry.

[user428]

That was the hottest description of eating canned fish that I have ever read.

[Mister Obvious]

Spank you. Spank you very much.

[user428]

I like canned black olives. I can eat like a whole can of them.

[user328]

I would be honored if you smoked some of that sweet sticky icky green in my honor, Dev.

"No sir, Your Honor, I didn't smoke no sticky icky green." lol

[Mister Obvious]

Canned olives are superior to the ones in the jars... at least the black variety.

My blood type isn't supposed to eat olives anyways though.

[Mister Obvious]

"No sir, Your Honor, I didn't smoke no sticky icky green." lol

"...Since I've been here today, sir."

[user328]

I like canned black olives. I can eat like a whole can of them.

I put 'em in salads and sandwiches.

[user428]

I like rolling up weed with Bugler tobacco. Or some type of concentrated version of it.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't know what you sinners are talkin' about...

I ain't never smoked none of that hhhweed.

[user328]

I used to mix weed and tobacco. Now I just smoke a cigarette after I smoke a joint.

[user328]

I don't know what you sinners are talkin' about...

I ain't never smoked none of that hhhweed.

We're pumping a handcart straight to heck!

[user328]

I'll stop smoking weed for a month or two, to lower my tolerance, after I finish this stash.

[user428]

Yeah, it does kind of take the edge off of the weed though. It's just kind of relaxing to me. Like smoking a hookah.