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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_of_...ing_Dead_3
I haven't seen this movie in at least 10 years. It's probably my favorite of all the ROTLD movies.
Mostly because the chick is hot and it's a fun weird love story... and who could forget the ending? Really the ending is basically all I actually remember LMFAO. Besides one particularly steamy scene with the hot dead/zombie chick.
She was portrayed by Melinda Clarke, very beautiful actress who has gone on to be in a fair amount of other roles, not a whole bunch, but enough to be recognized.
2:06 man you know what, I bet they really do have a legit zombie virus out there in one of their stupid labs. It's a wonder they haven't "accidentally" released that one yet... *eyeroll*
3:23 that's not how I remember the male lead of this movie looking though. I remembered the hair, but I thought he looked different in the face.
3:30 what in the fuck does she want that for?? Man, this girl is trouble! 3:33 she got some dirty lookin' fingernails too.
Hot as hell though.
3:40 aww, he's a cutie though. He reminds me of somebody. Can't think of who it is yet though.
4:03 she sorta reminds me of Julie Newmar. Wonder what she wants to get into the facility for? I love the fact that I've seen this movie and I still can't remember the storyline!
4:12 I don't particularly LIKE her all that much though. I'm sure that's on purpose at this juncture in the film though.
5:19 it's always by some kinda dang accident where they poison the population that they find out the true effects of their nasty concoctions.
6:28 I forgot his character's name is Curt... that's a really sexy name.
10:00 he's about to give 'em away OMG.
12:40 LOL saw that one coming from a mile away.
13:35 LOL this poor guy.
15:25 oh man, that's cold.
16:00 what the fuck, did they not know they were zombies?? Or did whatever they just did to him make the flesh eating part happen??? They seem surprised. WTF.
16:08 LOL this lady is unreasonably calm... I like that.
16:40 why are they having sex after what they just witnessed?? Like... I probably wouldn't be in the mood, I'm just saying. That's kinda stupid.
16:53 this chick is kind of a freak.
17:08 OMG she's naked!!!
17:33 this guy's hair is great though. If I was a dude that's what I'd want my hair to look like. If it was straight.
"She's to die for"... this is one of the greatest movie posters of all time: https://imgur.com/a/cVUXHf6 It would make a great avatar. I've probably used it as one before.
20:47 I honestly can't disagree with his dad about this.
20:50 gah, his dad's had such a hard day and he has to deal with this bullshit too.
21:52 you neverrrrr buy your kid a motorcycle. Ever. Ever.
22:30 pretty predictable. TBH, the movie should have ended right here. Who doesn't have a tragic teenage romance/accident/dead girlfriend story? C'mon. He could go on to have a beautiful life, with bittersweet memories about this... unfortunate night.
24:14 buuut, it's all down the toilet.
Her character really is sooo Scorpio though... https://miro.medium.com/max/1456/1*rrYxy...7gXJg.jpeg I love it.
29:30 it's just best to leave 'em dead.
34:31 lmfao, omg we're twinsies!!!
37:26 oh that ain't even right, that guy was the most likable one.
40:20 well, time to eat that guy.
41:06 don't interrupt her FFS!!!
45:40 yeah, she's right... it totally is his fault.
46:08 she's still pretty fuckable though bro, I think you need to dial that 10 back to a 2.
46:44 WTF, who the hell is this guy??
50:20 dude he seriously needs to just forget about this chick and leave the state.
50:50 oh I get it, so he's crazy.
52:35 doesn't sound any different from usual, TBH.
54:04 check out the righteous curly hair on that guy.
54:55 lmfao don't nobody wanna listen to a woman!
56:40 fuckin' guy's got a pretty nice place honestly!
57:40 I love crazy people!
1:00:10 River Man??? No coincidence they named him that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ9JBwuO128
1:10:10 all that shit sounds worse than being dead!?
1:08:00 well I bet this was a movie they could never show on TV...
1:11:00 she did what you couldn't, bitchboy!
1:17:20 lolol.
1:19:00 there's no way she'd be saying that, pft, she'd be shoving his ass out of the way for sure.
1:19:20 whoa, he actually did the right thing?? WTF? I didn't see that coming!
1:20:10 his dad's pretty hot TBH.
1:20:50 who cares, honestly?
1:23:00 fuckin' kid can't leave well enough alone can he?
1:31:44 well, looks like that guy needs to move to OKC, find a chick half his age and start a new family?!
8/10 totally recommend this movie!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Return_of_...ing_Dead_3
I haven't seen this movie in at least 10 years. It's probably my favorite of all the ROTLD movies.
Mostly because the chick is hot and it's a fun weird love story... and who could forget the ending? Really the ending is basically all I actually remember LMFAO. Besides one particularly steamy scene with the hot dead/zombie chick.
She was portrayed by Melinda Clarke, very beautiful actress who has gone on to be in a fair amount of other roles, not a whole bunch, but enough to be recognized.
2:06 man you know what, I bet they really do have a legit zombie virus out there in one of their stupid labs. It's a wonder they haven't "accidentally" released that one yet... *eyeroll*
3:23 that's not how I remember the male lead of this movie looking though. I remembered the hair, but I thought he looked different in the face.
3:30 what in the fuck does she want that for?? Man, this girl is trouble! 3:33 she got some dirty lookin' fingernails too.
Hot as hell though.
3:40 aww, he's a cutie though. He reminds me of somebody. Can't think of who it is yet though.
4:03 she sorta reminds me of Julie Newmar. Wonder what she wants to get into the facility for? I love the fact that I've seen this movie and I still can't remember the storyline!
4:12 I don't particularly LIKE her all that much though. I'm sure that's on purpose at this juncture in the film though.
5:19 it's always by some kinda dang accident where they poison the population that they find out the true effects of their nasty concoctions.
6:28 I forgot his character's name is Curt... that's a really sexy name.
10:00 he's about to give 'em away OMG.
12:40 LOL saw that one coming from a mile away.
13:35 LOL this poor guy.
15:25 oh man, that's cold.
16:00 what the fuck, did they not know they were zombies?? Or did whatever they just did to him make the flesh eating part happen??? They seem surprised. WTF.
16:08 LOL this lady is unreasonably calm... I like that.
16:40 why are they having sex after what they just witnessed?? Like... I probably wouldn't be in the mood, I'm just saying. That's kinda stupid.
16:53 this chick is kind of a freak.
17:08 OMG she's naked!!!
17:33 this guy's hair is great though. If I was a dude that's what I'd want my hair to look like. If it was straight.
"She's to die for"... this is one of the greatest movie posters of all time: https://imgur.com/a/cVUXHf6 It would make a great avatar. I've probably used it as one before.
20:47 I honestly can't disagree with his dad about this.
20:50 gah, his dad's had such a hard day and he has to deal with this bullshit too.
21:52 you neverrrrr buy your kid a motorcycle. Ever. Ever.
22:30 pretty predictable. TBH, the movie should have ended right here. Who doesn't have a tragic teenage romance/accident/dead girlfriend story? C'mon. He could go on to have a beautiful life, with bittersweet memories about this... unfortunate night.
24:14 buuut, it's all down the toilet.
Her character really is sooo Scorpio though... https://miro.medium.com/max/1456/1*rrYxy...7gXJg.jpeg I love it.
29:30 it's just best to leave 'em dead.
34:31 lmfao, omg we're twinsies!!!
37:26 oh that ain't even right, that guy was the most likable one.
40:20 well, time to eat that guy.
41:06 don't interrupt her FFS!!!
45:40 yeah, she's right... it totally is his fault.
46:08 she's still pretty fuckable though bro, I think you need to dial that 10 back to a 2.
46:44 WTF, who the hell is this guy??
50:20 dude he seriously needs to just forget about this chick and leave the state.
50:50 oh I get it, so he's crazy.
52:35 doesn't sound any different from usual, TBH.
54:04 check out the righteous curly hair on that guy.
54:55 lmfao don't nobody wanna listen to a woman!
56:40 fuckin' guy's got a pretty nice place honestly!
57:40 I love crazy people!
1:00:10 River Man??? No coincidence they named him that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ9JBwuO128
1:10:10 all that shit sounds worse than being dead!?
1:08:00 well I bet this was a movie they could never show on TV...
1:11:00 she did what you couldn't, bitchboy!
1:17:20 lolol.
1:19:00 there's no way she'd be saying that, pft, she'd be shoving his ass out of the way for sure.
1:19:20 whoa, he actually did the right thing?? WTF? I didn't see that coming!
1:20:10 his dad's pretty hot TBH.
1:20:50 who cares, honestly?
1:23:00 fuckin' kid can't leave well enough alone can he?
1:31:44 well, looks like that guy needs to move to OKC, find a chick half his age and start a new family?!
8/10 totally recommend this movie!
