How not to get laid

[Steve Pumpkin]

Let sleeping bitches lie is what i tell my male kitten when jumps on his big auntie who promptly beats the shit outta him 

[Mister Obvious]

1:56 she's like "WTF is this guy on about?"

[Guest]

I guess it's tough to wank off if you're a lion.

[Guest]

I must say though i have felt like biting many ladies butts

[Mister Obvious]

rolfmaololol

[Guest]

Lying in the road like that, you know she was cruising for some dick.

Just not from him.

[Mister Obvious]

That's sorta what I was thinking too, strange place to take a nap.

[Guest]

Cats like to sit around in middle of the road for some reason.

[Mister Obvious]

They like the ground where it's the hottest.