My cats cut down the crepe myrtle...

[Guest]

... and I have the pictures to prove it.


https://imgur.com/a/ahBRzwT

[Mister Obvious]

This sounds like the title of a country song if country music was about cats instead of dogs.

[Mister Obvious]

You basically have two black cats bro.

Basically.

Ultimate supervillian status with a touch of the supernatural.

Basically.

[Mister Obvious]

Do you have a massive black cauldron in the back yard too?

[Guest]

This sounds like the title of a country song if country music was about cats instead of dogs.

[Guest]

You basically have two black cats bro.

My former roommate had three.

Make of that what you will.

[Guest]

Do you have a massive black cauldron in the back yard too?

It's a wood smoker, but yeah.

Basically.

[Guest]

They planted posies too.

https://imgur.com/a/r7g2VJ1

[Guest]

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

There ain't no Chinese joints around here, other guest.

My cats work hard.

How do I know they work hard?

Because they sleep hard.

Audrey has a secret napping place on a pile of blankets in the closet. Elvis sprawls across my bed with his paws in the air.

After they got done with the yard work, they came in and ate some stinky, then they installed Linux Mint on this old single-core Celeron laptop for a computerless friend.

https://imgur.com/a/fdXzumX

[Guest]

No Chinese joints? Are you in the US? If so you must be a super rural area. I'm always amazed that so many small towns seem to have a Chinese place.

[Guest]

Yeah, it's basically a gas station, a dollar store, and a Mexican restaurant. Everything else is oil and gas industry related.

[Mister Obvious]

and a Mexican restaurant

THANK GOD.

[Guest]

That sounds relaxing to someone who has lived in/near large cities for decades. The older I get the more I want the simple life. This coronavirus thing has slowed the big cites down though.

[Guest]

A bunch of cop cars ripped through town a few minutes ago. That was probably the most exciting thing that happened out there all day.