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Turned over, took a slug from my water bottle. Rolled back over into the nice cozy warmth
of the blanket and bamm - couldn't get back to sleep. Sooooo - I hit the ol' YT to find some
sleep-help. Didn't have to go far; this was on the front page/suggestions.
Not exactly sure this has contributed to my getting drowsy but I think this chick is now
my Hero. Also, I'm kinda thinking that Tourette's is sorta on par with 1/2 a bottle of wine??
This was funny. She's a trip. And I'm still wide-awake needing a ride back to sleepytown. : (
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Well here's a brilliant idea!
Yeah I can't get back to sleep so now I'm making myself hungry on top of it... *dumbass*
Also - Extra sauce, half the cheese or I'm not doing it. Too much cheese on pizza [or anything] is gross.
*sigh*
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I challenge anyone to watch this and NOT crack a huge smile!
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0:22 - *loud hiccup squeek* "Fuck off, hate you, bitch..." 
Dude, seriously only two minutes in and there's already WAY too many hilarious moments
to timestamp!! She's smashing and lobbing eggs, squeeking, cursing, it's a buffet of AWESOME!!
Not to downplay her illness but she just seems like she's shrooming. lol
EDIT: Meaning, it doesn't seem like she's suffering from an "illness" rather the way she handles
it and herself just seems like she's trippin' out and having a good time. Being a cut-up.
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Chick: "My mum's having an affair... she isn't..."
Mum: *in the background* "Ssshhhhh..."
Chick: "PENIS!!!!"
How the fuck do I sub ten times?? lol
They're both adorable. And hilarious. 
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0:24 - 0:52: I walk into a grocery store, slow-motion, heading to the Little Debbie aisle.
Close-up of concentrated expression on my face. I high-five the produce guy. I wink at an
elderly female customer, she gives me a creeped out look.
0:53 - 1:07: Hot vampyre-goth chicks swing from the ceiling doing sexy trapeze stuff.
1:08 - 1:23: I clumsily gather an armload of Fudge Rounds, dropping a few, then turn to walk
to the cashier. People stand and stare in awe; not knowing how such a full-on retard could
carry that many boxes of snack cakes. By himself...
*reeeaaally needs a hobby*
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The whole scene is in slo-mo. Yeah.
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On my way out the door, it goes back to normal speed as I sing - "Nah-nah-naaah, nah-nah-naaah-naaaah"
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Just as I cross the threshold of the first set of doors the produce guy walks by, pushing a cart
singing "Ooooooooo - ooooooooooo"... lol
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"Alexa, add dildos to my shopping list..."
Even her mom laughed, rofl
I think that house needs a new rule: NO EGGS FOR EVIE!! lol
She's the floor-omelette chef, hahaha!!
Awww, when she hugged and kissed her momma, that was precious.
Those "absent seizures" look like mini-dissociative states.
"Spank it!! *slams her mom's spatula hand down onto pancake*
Goddamn, lol.
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Thanks to the above video [The Deezer Session] I've found a new song of Agnes's that I love.
First time ever hearing it too. She makes such beautiful music. I really feel it. The melodies
just take hold, so familiar. Her vocal harmonies go through me. Very gifted artist.
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Another one I love from The Deezer Session.
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impact statement dude is trippin , defendant is a nutjob to be sure
1:20 - 1:26 , lol
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wish I could slumber like that , comments on this vid are funny
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