THIS is what YouTube was created for!

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"Lightning-quick paws..." Hmm, I do have those Miyagi-like reflexes.

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If you invite me to your house - I will show up with a picnic basket full
of baby raccoons. Cuddlez will be had. Better have them nomz ready!

*graaaypz*

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1:09 - 1:13  --

EDIT: That's exactly what I look like when I walk/try to run. : (

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If I were gonna jack somebody's vittles I think I'd go a little
loftier than Meow Mix. But I guess you gotta strike while the iron's hot.

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I love ya little buddy, but you ain't gettin' all up on muh face like that! Nope! Aaaand NO!

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Welp, ya feed 'em once... lol

Hey, it's the traveling neighborhood kittie shelter!! Hahaha!

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That poor bottom cat. Aaahh, the thankless life of a kittie-sofa.  : (

EDIT: That thumbnail, rofl !! "This is my Life..."

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@ 6:16 lol , translating Australian dialect 

@ 32 min . they make their own dynamite sticks

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"Nomz inspekshun offisur, reporteeng 4 dooteez!!"

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I guarantee you those cats are Married! lol

The white cat is the wife; the dark one is the husband.

WC - Wife Cat
HC - Husband Cat

WC: "How can I ever trust you again?"
HC: "How many Catdamn times do I have to say it?"
WC: "Oh stop it, Herbert! You're a terrible liar!"
HC: "I didn't eat the Catdamn double-fudge sundae ice cream!"
WC: "You're a liar!! It was all down the front of your shirt!!"
HC: "THAT WAS A HAIRBALL!!"
WC: "Save it for your CA [Catnip Anonymous, lol] meetings!!"
HC: "Why do I ever even bother??"
WC: "I don't know, Herbert, why DO you??"
HC: "Jeezus CatChrist Evelyn, you're just like your mother!!"
WC: "You son of a catbitch in heat, you take that back!!!"

 

*needs a hobby*

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Mr. Hedgehog sez "Bitch, you BESTUH have some coffee brewin! Wake me up an' shit..."

I have it on good authority that them hedgehogs can be ornery little cuss's if you
fuck with their nap-times. You've been warned...

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I wonder how many kids passed that year because they cheated off Bubba's papers??

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This video has taught me two things:

1) Small Asian dudes have awesome voices.
2) I REALLY need to start keeping a closer eye on Jasper.

Jasper is our solid black kittie cat. 
And he ALWAYS seems to turn up in the darnedest places!

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I know when I go to a person's house and they don't have a cute baby raccoon eating
candy off their stovetop; I just have to ask why they hate God so much?? *shrugs*

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Awwww, bunny-nomz!! I want a cuddle bunny.  : (

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I'm just waiting for the day she happens upon a dumpster full of Little Debbies. #TeamFudgeRounds

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Kitteh sez "Hey, this chair smells like nomz!?"   

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Awwww, poor little booger. : (

He was hollerin' "Mommuuuuuuuuuh, come get meeeeeeee!!"
Then when she showed up he was all "NOOOOOOO, you crazy biiiitch!! Don't pull me to my death!!!"

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Such awesome little creatures! : )

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It's so cute how they scoop things up with both their little paws.