Hi I'm MO, and PMS turns me into a brazen psychopath, ask me a question!?

[Mister Obvious]

Actually, don't.

[Mister Obvious]

It always has...

[Mister Obvious]

Pretty intense.

[Mister Obvious]

Just another aspect of nature that makes nooo fuckin' sense.

Kind of like turning mean when you're hungry.

I used to be really puzzled by that, but now I totally get it.

It wouldn't do you much good to get nicer when you're hungry, because in ancient times you had to kill stuff and eat it.

But I was thinking it made no sense (on a survival level) to get "hangry" because if we're mean, nobody's gonna wanna give us food...

Then I realized that the purpose of "hangriness" was to take away any hesitation about stealing food from other people.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe "stealing" is the wrong word...

We'll just say "taking" instead.

[ELFUNGNINO]

Yeah I noticed long ago. But you are still good peeps. And im busy figuring out how to grow cucumbers.

[ELFUNGNINO]

Just another aspect of nature that makes nooo fuckin' sense.

Kind of like turning mean when you're hungry.

I used to be really puzzled by that, but now I totally get it.

It wouldn't do you much good to get nicer when you're hungry, because in ancient times you had to kill stuff and eat it.

But I was thinking it made no sense (on a survival level) to get "hangry" because if we're mean, nobody's gonna wanna give us food...

Then I realized that the purpose of "hangriness" was to take away any hesitation about stealing food from other people.

That is a very good point homie.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I noticed long ago.

And im busy figuring out how to grow cucumbers.

Cool, nice work turning over that NEW LEAF!!?!?!?!?!?! GET IT BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Mister Obvious]

[ELFUNGCLOWNBITCH]

Dude you fuckin with me you the clown fungi now homie hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Guest]

my kitty and i made turds in the sandbox today at the park but we made sure to predig our holes and cover up nicely , is this good park etiquette?

[Mister Obvious]

OMG LMFAOLOLOLOLOLOLOL>~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking priceless.

I have no idea.

But fucking priceless.

[ELFUNGLAUGHSHAHA]

my kitty and i made turds in the sandbox today at the park but we made sure to predig our holes and cover up nicely , is this good park etiquette?

[Mister Obvious]

WHYYYYY.

[Mister Obvious]

It has only made me emotional this time...

Wanting to cry about EVERYTHING I see.

EVERYTHING.

EVERRRYYYYY FUCKINGGGG THINGGGGG.

God just let it be over soon...

For real.

[Mister Obvious]

AGHHHHHHH.

I can't.

I CAN'T.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

*slams face against keyboard repeatedly*

Ahhhh. That's better.

[somethingelseishere]

*imagines MO with the keypad imprints on her forehead*

Interesting... 

[Guest]

keep in mind she is a baller

emotional wrecks can't be trusted to tell us the shape of the earth