Astrological natal birth charts

[Guest]

Virgo Love Reading

[Mister Obvious]

The only reason these tarot/astrology chicks are popular on YouTube is because they're crazy hot...





And their audience is mostly women, so yeah.

[Luxury-taco]

The only reason these tarot/astrology chicks are popular on YouTube is because they're crazy hot...

Kind of tangential (you're into tarot/astrology and you're crazy hot (and I'll add incredible)), but you vs the scarab while attempting to purify your tarot deck in the White Sands desert remains quite literally THE most amazing fucking thing I've ever seen, period, ever, period. Not hyperbole. I know I've said that before, but like half a year has passed since the last time I said it, and having been all over the country in that time, I've seen all manner of intense/amazing shit, and you dealing with an overly curious scarab remains above it all like an angel on a Christmas tree.

[Mister Obvious]

You know what, Taco?

Thank you.

I appreciate you remembering that moment.

Aggressive scarab bro will go down as one of my all time favorite encounters in the wild.

[Luxury-taco]

You know what, Taco?

Thank you.

I appreciate you remembering that moment.

Aggressive scarab bro will go down as one of my all time favorite encounters in the wild.

This made me feel so good I literally just had to stop what I was doing because my eyes closed on their own accord in a moment of healing that was way more intense than I would have thought needed. 

Out of respect for the thread, I do have a related observation:
@ 7:31, she indicates she's getting a headache, and... not gonna lie, I think Scorpios tend to have this effect on readers, lol. (queue Morrisey's "November Spawned a Monster).

[Guest]

https://imgur.com/a/eeszcKI

The scarab beetle looks too much like the skull viewed from above to be a mere coincidence.

https://imgur.com/a/FSvZxjg

[Dio]

If you thought that was good, try this one...

https://www.chaosastrologer.com/freeastr...eports.cfm

I went ahead and did this. Still trying to decipher what it all means, but the sun and moon and the planets were:

Sun in Capricorn
Moon in Gemini
Mercury in Capricorn
Venus in Sagittarius
Mars in Capricorn
Jupiter in Virgo
Saturn in Aquarius
Uranus in Capricorn
Neptune in Capricorn
Pluto in Scorpio

Quite a lot to take in as far as the alignments of the planets and what they correspond to.

[Mister Obvious]

You just have to Google it...

"Moon in Gemini natal meaning" etc.

https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/birth-...ope-online

You can read all the automatic summary calculators but...

These days I just Google the meaning of every aspect.

That gives you several pages of different takes on the meaning rather than just getting it from one source.

[Mister Obvious]

Saturn in Aquarius means your Saturn return is coming soon...

I wrote a lot of notes about my conclusions re: the Saturn return, but I forgot what they all said.

Saturn basically tears you down and builds you back up.

It's a period of ~3 years of shite.

But you have to learn to appreciate getting your dick kicked in the dirt or sand in your vag.

My advice to you would be batten down the hatches and don't do anything that is gonna make life any harder for you than it already is.

Don't take any risks with your body or any other form of stability and structure in your life.

Show Saturn your willingness to strive for what you want and the life you want to lead...

After he takes a massive hot drizzly shit on your chest sans saran, he might bless you when he finally leaves for Pisces.

[Dark Dick]

Fannie, I thought Uranus would be the one to take a dump on my chest.

LOL. I just figured out that saran means saran wrap.

Saran wrap is for pussies.

[Mister Obvious]

Lolololololol...

[Morpheusa]

http://www.hawaiiantropic.com/sun-care-p...anning-oil