Does certain music attract spiders?

[Marmel]

Luckily there are humans who bother to read the things in plain sight.

[Marmel]

Hang on what’s this?

Let’s watch together hon.

[Marmel]

Reptilians obviously have his back. I mean it’s right in your face. Sick Music tho. Something Bertha would like on those long lonely highways.

[Mister Obvious]

*Birtha

[Mister Obvious]

Her name is Birtha Love.

I don't get why people don't understand that.

[Marmel]

Yeah I thought so. Just wasn’t bothered to dig into it to clarify. Though you’d get upset tho if I got it wrong. It’s understandable.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh that's okay!

[Marmel]

Does birtha have a last name?

Ok I’m done for today.

P.S. I take your word for it that you are from a human-like planet.

[ELFUNGMAXIMUS]

Heavy bass that vibrates the windows and walls will make them come out.
Especially a funky bass track.
I have no insects in my house cos I let the spiders live in the corner.
But there is limits to cohabitation when their webs get to big you have to school them.
Just like you would with a dog or cat. Never let spiders go full retard they will exploit you.

[Master Oblivious]

If you have any ideas, I'd be open to hearing them.

No one knows what it all means, lol. It's subjectively interpretive. 

"Sometimes a spider is just a spider"

Sometimes it's not. What it does, what you think it represents, all
of your application. 

I've never witnessed an ominous spider though...

[Guest]

that raccoon is freaking me out , planet of the coons ...creepy man

[Master Oblivious]

that raccoon is freaking me out  ,  planet of the coons  ...creepy man

Mama just used a broom and swept 'em off the back porch.

[Marmel]

Check it

[Marmel]