The truth about being attracted to older men...
#41
Flipoffnana 
And if there are any legitimately old people reading this thread...

I'm not saying that you suck and you stink and I hate you or something...

I'm not gonna slather on the Vaseline and act like there hasn't been any friction in this thread either though...

Look, my stance is clear, I don't take it back and while I DO feel this way...

I also have no problem with smelly old people if they're on the damn internet, this ain't smell-o-vision!!!!!!!

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#42
You can't smell me, I can't smell you, and it's for the best.

I am not acting like I'm the greatest smelling son of a bitch on the planet, I'm NOT.

And as for what my pheromones smell like?

Well it depends on who the hell YOU are.

I can't smell my own pheromones, and they only have relevancy in OTHER peoples' perception.

My guess would be I am more often repulsive to people than attractive.

And I couldn't give a fuck less...

Truly.

Again, I have to deal with myself and that's all I have to worry about.

I am fine with smelling like Italian food and Mexican food all the time...

I happen to love that type of food and therefore I can stand to be around myself.

I'm only responsible for me, and whether anyone else likes it or not simply ain't my problem.

You think I smell like rancid leftover burritos, fuckin' fine...

Maybe I do smell like a two day old plate of spaghetti that went too heavy on the garlic.

I ain't gotta be with you, and you ain't gotta be with me.

We're all better off alone, and if everyone would be honest with one another, it would be known fact instead of something that people run away from and can't admit.
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#43
And I'll also say this...

Legitimate BO?

Armpit stank?

I'd rather smell that than smell the old people smell.

Common BO > Old people smell.
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#44
Old people smell, and sex??

Should fucking never go together.
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#45
And that's what old dudes fuckin' young chicks IS, ultimately.

It should only ever be done in emergency situations to perpetuate life...

But since humans are so dumb and disappointing, it ain't even validated in those circumstances.
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#46
Ew, so nasty.
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#47
That gray ol' chest hair...

That old man sweat...

Dry Heave
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#48
Okay okay, I'm done.
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#49
I've said everything I wanted to say about this.
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#50
And as far as old chicks go, listen...

There comes a point in time when you gotta close shop on that fuckhole and just retire into a life of perfecting cuisine, sewing and knitting, arts and crafts, garden tending, etc.

I think women let go of that sex bullshit way easier than men do...

Women stop the sex bullshit and do other things in life once they get too old.

Men just continue around like weird smelly old gray sex zombies who still see themselves as 25 or something...

Just cuz you can still knock a bitch up doesn't mean anybody wants it...

Male fertility declines with age too, past 40 it gets weaker...

The tragedy of male sexual decline is that unlike women, there's just no clear time to stop and therefore no sure way to save yourself from the embarrassment of thinking anybody still wants to fuck you.

Just like you can't smell your own pheromones, you can't see how absolutely pathetic you look chasing after women with that old man gait.
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#51
Love you though!
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#52
(06-28-2020, 07:32 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: And as far as old chicks go, listen...

There comes a point in time when you gotta close shop on that fuckhole and just retire into a life of perfecting cuisine, sewing and knitting, arts and crafts, garden tending, etc.

And make yourself useful by raising somebody's unwanted damn children too...

Just saying.
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#53
That's ESPECIALLY true for women who never actually reproduced during their viable years.

If you already raised 10 or 12 kids, then fuck that bullshit, live the rest of your life for yourself.
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#54
Alright I'm done for real this time... that's all I have to say.
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