You gotta keep your body well lubed...

[Mister Obvious]

Inside and out.

For a good life, keep it lubed.

[Mister Obvious]

I actually think everything needs to be kept well lubed.

I can't think of anything that shouldn't be lubed.

Besides maybe dishes, or eyeglasses.

Electrical sockets, definitely no lube.

[Dark Dick]

Lube those bewbs, Fannie.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll use olive oil!

[Mister Obvious]

I'll lay it on thick for that nice olive touch of color.

[Dark Dick]

It'll also keep your itty bitty titties from getting sticky.

[Master Oblivious]

CerSpiFlui bath is a nice lube job for over-active/chemically hot brains.
Keeps it nice and cool with spinal sauce (sodium chloride, potassium, glucose, and various proteins)

https://drjockers.com/enhance-cerebrospinal-fluid-flow/

^ "Enhance Cerebrospinal Fluid Flow Naturally"

[Mister Obvious]

https://drjockers.com/enhance-cerebrospinal-fluid-flow/

As little as 2-3 minutes of wobble board exercises can have a dramatic effect on the CSF pump.

I HAVE A FUCKIN' WOBBLE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

LUBE IT UP

[Guest]

LUBE IT UP

Use something stiff...like a board, then slip it in when it's well lubricated. 
Right after eating some home cooked fried chicken. No washing the grease
off after dinner. Waste is a sin. Keep it on them hands and...