Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[user328]

I'd suck that little 'gina dry.

[Mister Obvious]

That's hot.

[user328]

Paris would cum so hard, she'd crush my skull between her thighs.

I'd die happy too.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm probably gonna have to go deeper into their astrology/synastry in a minute.

So I did analyze their astrological compatibility, and the bottom line is that their strongest tie is business.

On a romantic and general compatibility front, their synastry is actually very acceptable.

But business is their foremost connection and focus... in other more personal ways, they will have issues.

If they can both love business more than they love anything else, and stay on that level together, they may work out.

[Mister Obvious]

There were indicators of Carter being a little too hard on her in some ways...

There may be some hurt and emotional issues due to some of these placements.

You get that in every relationship though.

The problem would come in if he were too criticizing or sought to dominate her in key ways.

Paris wouldn't tolerate that, and although we are talking about two Aquarius signs which are more aloof than people normally are...

Strong Aqua placements still have emotions, they just don't feel/show/work the same way as everyone else's, and they can be hurt just the same.

[Mister Obvious]

She makes "anywhere from a couple hundred grand up to a million … to play a 90-minute set."

https://www.wonderwall.com/celebrity/pho...Id=1021016

Now that sounds like an acceptable exchange of time for money...

[Mister Obvious]

If half of her 260 travel days per year were DJing gigs where she made $100,000...

That's $13 million per year.

[Mister Obvious]

Holy damn, Paris...

You're my favorite rolemodel.

[Mister Obvious]

She really did it right.

[Mister Obvious]

That's a whole lot to be proud of...

She's an incredibly accomplished individual.

[Mister Obvious]

Paris IS the product...

That's why she's so pristine and careful with herself.

[Mister Obvious]

It's brilliant.

[Mister Obvious]

That's why she's such a fly and mighty fine piece of sweet, sweet ass.

[somethingelseishere]

MO, you are a genuine troubadour. Hat's off ta you kid!

[Mister Obvious]

ROFL, thanks man.

[Mister Obvious]

+10pts for making me have to Google a word too...

[somethingelseishere]

Every day is a learning day here at Interstellar. *puts it down, flips it and reverses it*

[Mister Obvious]

16:06 I'm so in love with Paris Hilton.

[Mister Obvious]

She's just such a wonderful chick.

[Mister Obvious]

God she's so damn fucking fine.

I am filled with sheer no-homo desire for Paris Hilton.