If you don't have one of these, you ain't livin' right...

[Chatwoman]

I don't have a spray nozzle in my shower, but it definitely sounds preferable at least when you're at home.

You never know when you might have to drop a load though! I keep my portable bidet in my travel/toiletries bag.

[Chatwoman]

You need these huge tweezers...

https://www.amazon.com/Dohuge-Aquarium-T...B07CLQQ27W

Trust me.

[Chatwoman]

They make them in various sizes from 10 inches to 15 inches... I find the ones around 11 inches work best for all of the applications you may need them for.

[Chatwoman]

And just because right now you don't understand why the fuck you could ever need a massive pair of tweezers doesn't mean you won't someday.