I haven't gone anywhere, ya tit!

[Devastatia]

While cause and correlation aren't the same thing, I'm in the habit of inferring intent from result. In other words, if an action produces a certain result, then the action must've been intended to yield that result.

This obviously precludes the high probability that most people don't have a bloody clue what they're doing. But we have to give them the benefit of the doubt, else all conspiracy theories are moot.

[Devastatia]

If you have any skills or hobbies that you could potentially parlay into a cottage industry, that's what you need to be doing. One of my relatives makes $3000 a month painting custom designs on insulated aluminum cups.

[Devastatia]

I always thought Bobbie Jo as played by Lori Saunders was the prettiest of the three daughters on Petticoat Junction. Which one was your favorite?

[Devastatia]

All righty then. So much for teh interwebz.

[ELFUNGUSBOBSVAG]

Bobz Vageenz?