The need for more pockets...

[GG]

LOL! I freaking love you so much GG!!!

and I you, my dear!

[Mister Obvious]

a set of zipper bags to it...

Made out of some type of thin but durable material, so probably not leather...

Leather would be too hardcore and you couldn't sew it to the belt.

My stuff has to be sewn to the item, not clipped to it or any shit like that.

Sewn to it or industrial velcro'd.

[Mister Obvious]

And here's the thing...

I'm thinking maybe add in the option for a detachable long-pocket.

What's a long-pocket?

Exactly what the fuck it sounds like.

An optional, removable, long pocket.

Why would you need a long pocket??

Well maybe you have a hammer and it's one of your special hammers (anybody else?) so you want to sheath it or something?

Maybe you wanna put your huge cellphone in it.

There are a lot of reasons and uses for the long-pocket.

But it has to be placed properly, and it really should be removable.

Either removable or have a dedicated belt with a long-pocket sewn on.

You want your shit to be secure, and the only true way to do that is to sew it on.

Yuuuuuup.

[Mister Obvious]

Either removable or have a dedicated belt with a long-pocket sewn on.

Cuz you'd definitely want more than one pocket belt anyway.

[Guest]

Nobody should be allowed more than 4 pockets. Only those harbouring contraband would want excess pockets. People need boundaries and I will make sure lawmakers dont skip over this excess pocket per citizen issue.

[Mister Obvious]

Guest, man, what're you, auditioning for the Grinch??

Who attacks pockets??

PERSONAL POCKETS??

[Mister Obvious]

It's fine.

[Atma]

I support the long pocket idea. You should patent that shnit. It's almost like a subtle purse hidden in a garment! Maybe add "fashionably wide", if that's a thing. Rofl! 

Here's my problem with pretty much ALL pockets, regardless of the number: 
If I dare to place more than one item in any given pocket, when I go to pull one of them out, the other one invariably rides it like a clip-on panda and then immediately detaches once it senses that gravity+physics will allow it to tumble down to the earth in a sloppy freefall. That's when I enter "old man screams at cloud" mode, except it's screaming at the clusterfuck of physics that results in me having to bend over or squat down and pick up whatever the (bleep) it was that fell.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfze5fAkCmY


You must really like hearing pants unzip, Fannie.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMFMVoY9KYg

[ELFUNGUSBACKPACK]

Pockets are a problem especially when you wear shorts, like I do all year, you lose shit.
I use a back pack with a water bladder. Works for me.

[Atma]

Pockets are a problem especially when you wear shorts, like I do all year, you lose shit.
I use a back pack with a water bladder. Works for me.

You are a spiritual, punk-rock, savage Outback poet, somehow both hard and sensitive, obtuse and intuitive. There's a weird beauty in your obnoxiousness, not unlike a Toecutter with a heart.

[Mister Obvious]

[Atma]

LOL! <3

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

You are a spiritual, punk-rock, savage Outback poet, somehow both hard and sensitive, obtuse and intuitive. There's a weird beauty in your obnoxiousness, not unlike a Toecutter with a heart.

Listen we are not getting married, I had a wife, and have 2 adult children, and a granddaughter ive never met.
But she only 2 this year so eventually I will meet her when she will remember me.
But thanks for being nice to me, its a rare thing. High fives you homie.

[ELFUNGUSCOCKKNOCK]

hahahaha MO you saved my life you got me away from that other forum which was doin my head in. Will never forget what you have done for me.
Now call me a cock knocker hahahahahahaha

[zenba]

i have a pair of tactical shorts and vest that affords me over 60 pockets. it's probably a bit much.

the company stopped making the shorts and pants, such a shame. reallllly good stuff.

[Atma]

Listen we are not getting married, I had a wife, and have 2 adult children, and a granddaughter ive never met.
But she only 2 this year so eventually I will meet her when she will remember me.
But thanks for being nice to me, its a rare thing. High fives you homie.

I hope you get to see your granddaughter soon, Fungi. I have two kids that live on the other side of the American/Canadian border with their mom that I haven't been able to see for almost a year due to the pandemic, where I'd had them every wknd for a decade prior. Brutal. The silver lining is I've taken advantage of the freedom and have been more productive this past year than at any other point in life. It took the end of the world to get some shit done. That should be the title of my memoir, lol.

[ELFUNGUSHASGUNS]

i have a pair of tactical shorts and vest that affords me over 60 pockets. it's probably a bit much.

the company stopped making the shorts and pants, such a shame. reallllly good stuff.

I have 12 pairs of shorts and an SKS 7.62mm fully auto.
10000 rounds of ammo.
You wanna swap?

[Mister Obvious]

i have a pair of tactical shorts and vest that affords me over 60 pockets. it's probably a bit much.

the company stopped making the shorts and pants, such a shame. reallllly good stuff.

THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYAS GOTTA /bUY A LOT.

[Atma]

THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYAS GOTTA /bUY  A LOT.

Also there are (generally) discounts for bulk purchases. 

I wonder why more people don't do this? Like, once you determine you know you love something, why not just buy a bunch up front and then never think about it again? 

I think it's because people want the periodic "distraction from the terror" that is afforded by having to restock. It's the same reason people go to starbucks every day instead of ordering a lifetime supply and just suppling from home as you wait on death.

In ordering a lifetime supply of anything, there's a sense of finality that is off putting. "If I buy a lifetime supply, this will be the last time I ever make this purchase"; you're connecting that moment of purchase with your inevitable demise.