07-21-2022, 04:50 PM
He lookin' like Casper up in this bitch but ERRYBODY still wanna bang.
Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...
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07-21-2022, 04:50 PM
He lookin' like Casper up in this bitch but ERRYBODY still wanna bang.
07-21-2022, 04:54 PM
Bitches be BEGGIN' for his babies like they gon' DIE if they don't get that shit!!!
07-21-2022, 04:55 PM
Do Elon's offspring come with Certificates of Authenticity and a placeholder ticket on the first manned Mars mission??
Asking for a friend...
07-21-2022, 04:57 PM
Elon needs to start a website where women can apply to carry his offspring.
breedwithelon.com/apply
07-21-2022, 04:58 PM
Would I do it?
Hmmm. I was more inclined back when I didn't know about the Heard baby... Gotta say, that seed is getting watered down these days. Too many puppies. But I would consider it.
07-21-2022, 05:00 PM
I would consider it ONLY if space travel opportunities were guaranteed to the offspring, whether the offspring ultimately decided to take those opportunities or not...
Otherwise, nah.
07-21-2022, 05:00 PM
Otherwise, no fuckin' way.
07-21-2022, 05:22 PM
Being a non-ugly mega rich savant with an eclectic personality isn't really enough to make me reproduce with you...
Richest dude in the world, cool. Genius, cool. Good looking, cool. None of it is enough for babymakin'. But you throw in some space?? Sheeeiiiiit. SHEEEEIIIIIIIT. I might do it then. 60% chance of prolly not. But there's a 40% chance I might.
07-21-2022, 05:24 PM
And I definitely wouldn't have sex with him just for fun.
If it was a situation where I could fuck Elon Musk but not get a space baby? I wouldn't have sex with him. But if I could get artificially shot up with Elon babybatter, OR have it personally delivered... And it would mean I can has space baby... Either of those options, I would consider. 70% chance of prolly not, but a solid 30% chance of maybe I would.
07-21-2022, 05:26 PM
Prolly not though.
07-21-2022, 06:05 PM
Elon is on an egg kick too...
He's not just distributing sperm, he's harvesting eggs.
07-21-2022, 06:05 PM
That part of his plan gets overlooked a lot.
07-21-2022, 06:08 PM
Egg is to Elon as nut is to squirrel.
07-22-2022, 09:33 PM
Elon's Twitter is SOOOOOOOOOOOO BORING now.
07-22-2022, 11:54 PM
Twitter in general is boring now. Lex Fridman and Slashdot are always swinging from Elon's nuts. I haven't posted there in weeks. I started another Gab account this month, and deleted it a couple of hours ago. I'm burnt out on the interwebz. I like listening to Annie Jacobsen's audiobooks though. She has such a wonderful voice.
07-23-2022, 12:24 AM
I saw Elon suckling Lex's balls many times on his Twitter... I mean, I like 'em all well enough and everything. But it just seems really boring lately. For what it's worth, I think you're making the right choice to check out of the internet sphere, at least for a time. I think it's been on all our minds lately to some degree.
07-23-2022, 02:33 PM
I deleted my Twitter today.
I suspect that once I get done shedding dead weight, I'll stand alone. What a surprise, huh?
07-23-2022, 02:38 PM
Believe me, I know how the fuck you feel.
At least you made the CHOICE to delete your own profiles.
07-23-2022, 02:44 PM
It's not a hard choice. They make it easy for you to walk away in disgust.
There was a woman on Twitter whom I mentioned here once. I think it was in a thread about narcissistic abusers. She had planned to use her social media to launch some kind of support or self-help or self-improvement enterprise. The other day, after about a month's hiatus from Twitter, she deleted her Twitter account. I asked her why. She said she was going to focus on her own happiness and well-being, and stop trying to save the world. And she's right. You can't save the world. The world doesn't want to be saved. The world is probably beyond salvation.
07-23-2022, 02:54 PM
Damn right.
The world doesn't WANT to be saved, and people don't really WANT to know the truth. They want to hide their heads in the sand. People don't want their lives being complicated by inconvenience of the truth. Forces people to have to confront far too many things, in the world and in themselves. |
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