I'm done looking at the world in a doomy, dingy, shite light...

[Devastatia]

Dingy.

Grubby.

Grimy.

Scummy.

And so forth.

[Mister Obvious]

Yup. That's right.

Just a whole bunch of pure shite.

Don't nobody need it.

[Mister Obvious]

Think about it...

We're on Earth.

There are a lot of humans.

OF COURSE there's gonna be WAR about 100% of the time, every time.

LOL!

The sky is blue.

End of story.

I am not going to be in fear when war is the norm among humanity, and it's truly just another day in paradise...

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my God, Dickie, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Lmfao, WHYYYYYYY.

Agh wow.

I mean, is it weird that this video makes me...

Totally fulfilled and not actually WANT to eat it??

Lol!!!

[somethingelseishere]

I wish I didn't have it so bad for sweets.  : (

The compulsion to make cake batter sammiches can be strawng!
Chocolate cake batter. Thick-cut white bread. I'd even toast the bread first.

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AIN'T HAD THAT SAME DAMN THOUGHT!!!

[Mister Obvious]

That sounds like it might actually be good, LMAO!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Like, I can picture it. I can.

[somethingelseishere]

"Cake batter, Jerry! They're the sandwiches of the future!!" - Kramer [not really] lol

[Mister Obvious]

Lmfaololol OMG I CAN HEAR IT IN HIS VOICE, AGAINNNNN!!!!!!

[Dark Dick]

[somethingelseishere]

1:33 of that video...

I SWARE TO GAWWWWD, I'd reach into that bowl and scoop up a handful of that fucking batter
and damn near swallow my hand to the wrist!! Jesus Christ smoking skunk weed if I wouldn't!!

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

Okay, THAT I would eat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

And I say that from a perspective of being full as fuck from dinner right now, lmfao, that looks goooooood.

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

I wanna be inside one of those...

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

Lil torn between the lemon slice pie and the strawberry topped pie to the left of it.

Hmmm, damn.

What a tough one.

For novelty's sake I'd probably choose the lemon slice one.

Truth be told, I'd have to have 'em both though.

[7tO8e]

I got some Bacon Dijon tater salad homie, it was like 6 bucks reduced to 2 bucks but I gotta eat it today.
How cool is that? Gourmet stuff :)