I think it's a myth that civilized people don't pick their noses in front of people.

[Mister Obvious]

I think public nose picking is the sign of a REAL mofo just doin' what REAL mofos do.

It's just a theory though.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet Christopher Walken picks his nose in front of people, no fucks given!!!

[Mister Obvious]

(I'm kidding.)

[Mister Obvious]

I think the hardest part is not feeling weird about it when you snag a big juicy boog and you gotta find something appropriate to smear it on and throw it away.

I've seen people deal with that in... less than graceful ways, and I'm just saying, this is one rule of public nose picking that needs to be carefully adhered to.

Have somewhere to wipe your boogers before you start digging around in there.

Now, some people try to just pick their noses with a tissue over their finger, but I find this doesn't provide the right traction or texture for successful dislodging.

[THEFUNGBRO]

This is true and its unnatural to not pick your nose when you need to.
Like if you need to piss just let it out man in the middle of the store if they aint got no toilets?
Then just shit on they floor!

[user328]

I bet Christopher Walken picks his nose in front of people, no fucks given!!!

Does he make eye contact?

https://www.sectual.com/thread-17817.html

[THEFUNGBRO]

Does he make eye contact?

https://www.sectual.com/thread-17817.html

I will snot a booger straight in ya eyeball fucker wanna play Vision Impaired????

[user328]

Take yer meds.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay okay, so this is something I've talked about a few times.

It's really one of life's foundational activities.

I feel like, out of all the topics, it makes sense to have more than one thread about this.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean, maybe I pick my nose more than most people do.

I'm not denying there could be something up with this fixation.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm an open book though, I want to explore all the chapters, then run back over 'em with a magnifying glass and make sure I didn't miss anything.

[THEFUNGBRO]

Take yer meds.

Its not time yet and I was busy reading a book on how you pull out your black bum hole hairs.

[Guest]

This is true and its unnatural to not pick your nose when you need to.
Like if you need to piss just let it out man in the middle of the store if they aint got no toilets?
Then just shit on they floor!

I have a relative who lets her 2, 4 and 6 year old shit on peoples lawns. She was raised in a hippy family and thinks this is part of getting back to nature. Its funny until you see your dog rolling around on human shit

[THEFUNGBRO]

I have a relative who lets her 2, 4 and 6 year old shit on peoples lawns. She was raised in a hippy family and thinks this is part of getting back to nature. Its funny until you see your dog rolling around on human shit

LOL MO look at this hahaha you couldn't make this up hahahahahaha

[THEFUNGBRO]

wtf is that pid shit MO I never posted that? Guest doing funny bizo?

[Mister Obvious]

Relax, Fung.

Here...

Have some tatersalad.

[THEFUNGBRO]

So you saying you want me to toss the salad?

[THEFUNGBRO]

I pluck my black bunghole hairs with a dental mirror.

[Mister Obvious]

So you saying you want me to toss the salad?

Toss it far, far away.

[user328]

I pluck my black bunghole hairs with a dental mirror.

Everyone should have a hobby.