The Matrix Resurrections looks like a total fucking mistake...
#1
Eek 


I can't even begin to explain all the reasons it looks like an unbelievably unfortunate, regrettable addition to the Matrix movies.

First of all...

"Resurrections"???

WHY IS IT FUCKING PLURAL???

It doesn't matter WHY...

THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR IT TO BE PLURAL.

AT ALL.

NONE.

NO FUCKING EXCUSE.

It should have been "Resurrection"... END OF STORY.

END OF STORY.

And speaking of "END OF STORY"?? The last Matrix movie should have been the fucking END.

I can't imagine Keanu is hurting for money, so I am not sure why he agreed to this shit.

Hey, I hope I'm wrong and it turns out to be great, but LMFAAAAOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, pretty sure it's not. Pretty sure it won't. Pretty sure it's gonna be trash.

Unfuckingbelievable.

NOTHING is fucking sacred.

And like everyone in the comments said, they're bringing his ass in looking like John Wick...

Why the FUCK is his hair long???

I dunno...

It just seems like an utter fucking fail, and that is too damn bad.

They should have just left it alone.
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#2
CGI looks good as fuck, color me hyped for the tech demo at the very least.
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#3
That is a good way to look at it, Genba. I saw other folks saying the same sorta thing in the comments.
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#4
the ending graphics are just so damn slick and clean, and the music mkultras the shit out of me.

idk man. they put keanu through the ringer. he doesn't have to, and doesn't, do shit he doesn't wanna do. i don't think he'd do this if he thought it would be a shitfest.

i watched the first one earlier this year. i thought it held up well, aside from the CGI.
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#5
I liked the trailer but thought it had too much "2021" and not enough "1999".
Ya know what I mean? Just the feel, not even really the appearance, but a little of that
too. Not to hate - I love the first one, probably the whole trilogy - but this one seemed
a bit... weird? I can totally see me sitting through it though. For one reason.

CARRIE-ANNE FUCKING MOSS. *bites fist like Lenny*
Remember yeeears ago between Matrix movies and she put on a little baby-weight? OMG!!!!

Sooo luscious. I mean she still is but Mmmmm.... *cold shower*

I hope it's not a flop. I can't see it being a money-grab for anyone involved. Except for WB.
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#6
Popcorn 
Thanks for the input on this, you guys... I really appreciate it.

I'm always a harsh critic beforehand, and then I end up loving it.

That'll probably happen here.
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#7
It reminds me of parts of the FX series "Marvel's: Legion"

Protagonist is in a mental hospital because he let's people know "he can see things" (seer). 
He meets another patient who also later if found out to have "super-powers" and they
escape THEIR matrix and go on some crazy adventures. 

Most under-rated Marvel series every. Great acting, directing, actors.
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