me and loubob
#1
I recently traveled to the Ukraine looking for a kind  strong girlfriend .  Luckily I met Loubob , she was the shoe girl at a bowling alley . White ball bowling alley  is where  the group of us men from various  countries  met up    with  our   concierge - this woman was to help us find a suitable girl to  hopefully marry.  I noticed Loubob straightaway behind the   counter  helping  my fellow   lonely travelers get fitted .  She was   dreamy with strong nose mounted on a lovely face  always  a playful twinkle in her eye  she reminded me    of    a  famous lady name karla homolka . So it was love at first sight , chatwoman . 

We both I think wanted  to shag   so   this opportunity cannot be missed  and I give her my hotel number  and as she give me the shoe I  gently stroked her   warm delicate fingers . This is the babushka of my dreams, she was thicke yet feminine  and I could  barely wait  for to     see her     in that hotel.  When       my lady arrive   that evening   she    wears short   jean fabric  skirt above the knee  and turquoise halter barely containing her boombooms .  It was   fantastic and the other men   were    most envious at my good fortune as it    could be many days and awkkwaeird encounters before they find a similar product .  The  next days she take me to her family farm out in countryside to show me how    they live with   one milk cow they name after flower - buttermilk ?     These people still have  pumping station for water well and  little house  far   out in yard  for poop .    I hope to make good impression   on these    folks   .    So Loubob told me to help her  daddy with plowing the field and          she give me a farmer outfit .  

I    unfortunately  had to meet the   group back at hotel for     my   assigned potential     wifes  because I pay     very much money and    why not see what is available  sooo then I agree to meet Loubob in a     few days later  .
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#2
(02-19-2022, 10:38 AM)Zero Wrote: she was thicke yet feminine  and I could  barely wait  for to     see her     in that hotel.  

God man, I'm telling you, you really gotta get a writing sample before you have sex with people, otherwise you just really don't know what you're dealing with!?
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#3
I'm just curious about whether or not Loubob farted on you at any time during your involvement, and where?
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#4
(((Purposeful vagueness)))
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#5
Loubob "Let 'Em Rip" Shevchenko...

That was her name.
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#6
You don't have to have sex to be intimate. He could just smear peanut butter all over her feet and lick it off.
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#7
Dancing Banana 
(02-19-2022, 09:20 PM)Guest Wrote: He could just smear peanut butter all over her feet and lick it off.

If he's lucky!!!
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