The less I shower, the better I look! Anybody else noticed this in their own lives?

[Mister Obvious]

Flossing with hair is actually kind of dangerous because it can break off between your gums and get tangled up and then cut off the blood to your gums and inflame the area.

[Guest]

dude i know wut you mean
i was having hot dog and the buns did this to me 2 days ago
i tried to clean it. but i was left with a cup of blood after
i have to call the fakn dentist
over a fukin hotdog bun

[Guest]

this is literally why i meantioned the flossing. cus it dosnt even fucking work from removing this deep foot partical from these soft chew buns

[Guest]

im fukn angrier than a 1000s of bulls right now over this fukn srsly

[Dark Dick]

I'm going to grow my hair until it's down to my ass crack...

I had a dream/vision where I saw myself with this hair.

It's going to be very annoying and will have to be tied up most of the time.

But when you see me comin' you're gonna cream your fucking man panties.

Tie your hair in a plait and wrap it around your neck to keep it out of the way.

[Dark Dick]

But when you see me comin' you're gonna cream your fucking man panties.

LOL.  I was going to write in the epiphanies thread that jockeys are really male panties and were probably designed by a pedo in the fashion industry.

[Guest]

jee thats rough dont do that

[Guest]

nah dont tie it around your neck dude that not ggud

[Guest]

not around the neck dude that not gud
that not gud

[Dark Dick]

And it had this special kind of... I dunno, sort of pastel, glittery essence to the ends of it too.

I dunno if it was dyed at the ends or what the hell was up with that, but I will try to mimic the look as best I can once it's that long, if I live.

It's the farts.

[Guest]

I went down on a chick once, and it was like she had not cleaned her ass for days.

[Mister Obvious]

Well first of all, man, that sounds like a bad experience to me.

My solution to that whole thing would be just don't ever give or engage in oral sex.

But aside from that, I've kinda determined that probably kind of A LOT of women out there may not even know how to REALLY get themselves fucking clean.

I'm serious.

You wouldn't expect a dude to keep himself obsessively impeccably clean all the time, especially if he was out working hard and whatever.

But MOST PEOPLE IN GENERAL are probably lacking in the ability to TRULY keep their private regions clean.

You have to REALLY LEARN how to attain cleanliness in these areas by serious attention. I dunno how many people don't take the time or the effort, or even KNOW HOW...

I'd just be willing to bet it's like, a lot of people.

[Mister Obvious]

You have to devote time, many times per day, to cleaning yourself properly. It adds up over the course of the day, I'd say probably spending 30 minutes per day or more altogether just cleaning yourself.

Think about that, and then consider how busy people can be ON TOP OF maybe just NOT KNOWING HOW to REALLY keep themselves clean.

I am willing to bet that for real, we'd be shocked by how many people can't/don't do it.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd say probably spending 30 minutes per day or more altogether just cleaning yourself.

I'm not even talking about showers, or brushing teeth or anything else here...

I'm talking about time devoted to JUST cleaning your genitals and your ass.

I'm being 100% real here, talking some shit I'm dead serious about...

It takes at least 30 minutes out of the day JUST cleaning your genitals and your a-hole.

How many people do you think devote themselves to doing that?

I'm thinking like maybe...

30% of people, depending on where you are in the world?

Like maybe in FIRST WORLD and 'second world' countries, it could be like up to 30% of people MIGHT keep themselves properly clean?

Is that a high estimate?

Am I underestimating?

Maybe I'm underestimating and I just seriously totally underestimate people.

I dunno!

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe I'm...

An asshole.

[Guest]

I think if you get your significant other to lick you butthole daily that wouldd probably suffice atleast they can attest to seeing wtf is going on over down under like Australian crock hunta.

[Guest]

Cranky we got a live one hera

[Guest]

I got to be real honest here....
I don't like licking pussy

[Guest]

Like when I had online dating profiles way back when
I would stipulate my likes and dislikes. And "I don't like eating pussy is one of them"

[Guest]

I'm pretty blunt in my profile