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S9 E22 - "The Kite"
2:20 "Thank God. I mean, uh, here's your food!"
7:10 I dig this scene shot through the fence with a cobweb blowing around out of focus... that's awesome. It's little things like this which lend such an authentic atmosphere to the show. It's the little things.
9:12 roflmfao, you know what, I love the way Festus deals with kids. His character will make any episode featuring kids way less of a drag.
11:42 "Dear Pa: Ma got straight up murdered while you were gone. A real man came along and rescued me. He told me to tell you where we are going so that you can find us, but I hate you and never want to see you again. Bye!"
18:45 "You do any harm to that kite and I'll blow your brains out." Roflmfao, holy shit, Festus don't mess AROUND!!!!!!
25:45 well thank goodness she did.
39:03 her dad is easily more hateworthy than the guy who killed her mom, no BS.
48:46 I still like him better than her dad.
49:50 great music at the end, perfect notes.
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Check this out...
https://imgur.com/a/OqAFN5K
It's a farewell letter from Ken Curtis (Festus) before his passing in 1991...
Quote:If there are to be prayers said for me, let them be said in the hearts of my friends and those whose lives I may have touched during my lifetime - by all means let there be no sadness or grief - I want my family and friends to remember only the happy times we were together, my attributes (if any) and try to overlook all of my faults - (That should keep you busy until the time we all meet up again!!)
Ken Curtis
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S9 E23 - "Comanches Is Soft"
0:42 Festus is so fun. Everything he does is magic.
He's soooooo sexy.
2:06 lmao this is probably the only scene in which Louie has ever been likable. To me, personally.
4:38 it's so sweet of Quint to humor Festus. I can see now why Festus is Deputy Marshal material.
5:35 "They was cousins and little uncles," roflmfao little uncles. So backwoods, rofl.
7:37 can't fool Festus! He's always a step ahead... so lovable. One of the greatest characters in TV/movie history.
8:36 I think one of the things I love most about Festus is that if you've been lucky enough to know 'backwoods' people in your life (and they exist all over the world, trust me, it's not just the southern US), you'll recognize some of their qualities in his character. They are clever people with a kind of intelligence that is special, you don't see it in other types of folks.
9:06 what the fuck!!! Oh man, episodes with Festus always have at least a few good laughs. He's just so random and delightful.
10:50 lmao Festus is an animal!
21:00 it's a good thing they're not this rowdy when they're in Dodge!?
27:38 that's a mighty stout horse. I wonder if there's a difference between the types of horses that draw a carriage and the types that just have one rider.
28:05 this scene is fricken hilarious. Gunsmoke takes on a whole new light with Festus in it.
29:10 it's interesting, maybe this is the same reason prostitutes never just leave their pimps and the cities they work in and take a bus to somewhere different to escape. It's basically the same conversation.
31:30 damn, this chick is workin' both Festus AND Quint. Talk about having it made! Too bad the Marshal ain't around!
34:30 oh man, heaven is a place on Earth!
38:00 I mean, I think Quint and Festus and this chick make a damn great team, TBH.
38:18 Burt Reynolds is doing some pretty epic stuntwork himself in this episode, that was a righteous kick.
40:55 well, I mean, Festus is 100% right about that though... I see his point. It's true.
Iconic. And to think, we're just about halfway through the series and we've only just now been given the gift of Festus. It makes sense that the show went on for as long as it did.
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Check out this beautiful building in Dodge City...
Quote:Ford County's "Home of Stone" lives up to this, even today. It remains the lone limestone house in Dodge City, elegant in its simplicity of line. It can also claim the distinction of being the oldest building in Dodge City that is still on its original site.
The 'Home of Stone' was owned by only 2 families; John Mueller, a bootmaker who came to Dodge City to open a boot store. He became so successful he invested in a saloon and became a cattle rancher. After losing all his cattle (75,000 head) in a blizzard, and fire destroyed his boot shop, he and his wife returned to St. Louis.
The home and furnishings were sold to Adam Schmidt in 1890. Adam’s two unmarried children lived in the home until 1960 and sold it with all its furnishing to Ford County in 1965. The Ford County Historical Society curates it for the county.
https://www.visitdodgecity.org/316/Muell...e-of-Stone
http://www.kansashistory.us/fordco/house.html
https://imgur.com/a/SYn8ZKK
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So it's come to my attention that in season 13, after the show goes to color, another regular character gets introduced...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Taylor
Apparently his name is Newly...
https://gunsmoke.fandom.com/wiki/Newly_O%27Brien
He's a great looking fellow with really kind looking, sparkly eyes.
My guess is that he will be solid, most likely an excellent character just like the others.
He appears in 173 episodes, 172 of those episodes portraying the Newly character.
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Here he is in a cast photo...
https://i.imgur.com/calSEen.jpg
He looks a lot like Burt Reynolds.
Judging by a quick Google Images search, it appears he just got more and more handsome with age.
He's a beauty for sure, it'll be cool to see what his character is like.
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Pretty sure I've seen that pic before and thought it WAS Burt Reynolds, lol.
I'm sure in action, they'll look a lot less alike.
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S9 E24 - "Father's Love"
2:06 well, our believed Cody (actor Anthony Caruso) ain't playing his typical nice guy role in this episode, that's for sure.
2:20 she's obviously PMSing, and besides, I think saloon girls SHOULD play hard to get every now and then.
2:30 oh my damn, looks like her luck just up and changed! A big tall drink of some delicious Dillon just walked in!
3:40 what do you wanna bet she's gonna bust this joint and take her ass over to Dodge to work at the Long Branch!?
5:15 so... I mean. Guys. Is it all REALLY THAT OBVIOUS?? Can everyone else tell what's gonna happen on the show this way? I guess anyone who is used to the show would probably be able to guess what's gonna happen. Maybe that's what it is.
5:30 so basically this dude is gonna find her in Dodge once she goes to work at the Long Branch.
I will say this... if the show REALLY IS this predictable, it did a damn good job of being ridiculously predictable yet maintaining its entertainment value.
6:40 okay this explains it... they wanted us to think she'd go to Dodge to work in a saloon but they have her working at the store instead. That's how they're changing things up. It was intentionally predictable and they threw in this curve ball that most people wouldn't have anticipated.
7:38 so it's all as predicted except for she's not working at the Long Branch. I think it's sorta dumb to assume this guy would even recognize her though. I wouldn't have.
8:40 pft, I'd be over to the marshal's immediately reporting this old ugly creepster.
9:40 she's dumb if she doesn't go to Matt because he's literally the only person who would understand.
10:45 I love Quint's button down shirt he wears sometimes... it looks sooo thick and warm. God he's a sexy man... https://i.imgur.com/7QKMONZ.png He's always having to defend Kitty's honor or other random chicks when he's at the Long Branch though... can't a fella just take a load off and have a non-confrontational evening for once??
11:30 wow, this asshole messing with Kitty just shot through the arm of Quint's shirt that I was JUST talking about. I hope he doesn't have to throw it away now?! Maybe he'll have Kitty mend it.
11:58 wow, this is the first time they've ever shown the floor area behind the bar... https://imgur.com/a/IEws428
13:33 "Okay fine, I'll marry you. Thanks for asking."
17:25 sure, maybe she didn't pick him, but he's good looking enough... I'd keep him close and tell him about those other troublemakin' dudes. One of them will take him out for sure so it's not like she's really gonna have to marry him anyway.
21:10 oh God man, don't tell me... his uncle is one of those asshole guys that have been bothering her. Fuck that SUUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The hell is he doing living with his uncle anyway, that's lame.
23:44 well, ya know, I gotta say... that's diabolical. It really is. It takes this guy to a whole new level and I definitely didn't see that coming. He's automatically a superior bad guy to that douchebag in Dodge starting shit with Kitty and Quint though, I will say that.
24:11 well in that case, I'd be telling him immediately.
25:40 she's got some beautiful hair.
27:37 man I'm gonna keep it 100%... she should have worked at the Long Branch instead.
33:27 couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
35:30 soooo yeah, now might be the time to talk to the marshal.
36:10 well thank God somebody's smart enough to tell him what they know. When the main guest characters fail to be likable even in basic ways, you care less about the story or what happens to them. All these guest mains are fails.
40:15 now, WE KNOW that he wants the woman. And it seems like the Marshal knows that he wants the woman, too. But does he REALLY know that, or are we just projecting what we know onto the Marshal because we see him as some sort of an omnipotent figure? Or do they WANT us to think that he knows??
40:29 see, HE'S GOTTA KNOW. It can't just be wishful thinking on the part of the audience. HE KNOWS. OMG, I just remembered, like OF COURSE. Of course he knows what this guy's up to, he bumped into him at the Golden Horn Saloon, rofl. Oh wow. Agh. Man, I should have thought of this sooner.
42:44 lmfaololol Matt's like "You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me."
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S9 E25 - "Now That April's Here"
April is Festus's annoying girlfriend.
The volume levels really do vary from episode to episode.
3:54 OMG, Festus is taking his clothes off, hell yeah!!!!!!!
4:24 OMG, he's in the tub again!!! Shirtless Festus, hell yeah baby!!!!! Why don't we ever get to see Matt shirtless though? This is bullshit. Rofl, he still has his hat on.
5:06 that's a bath I'd love to be in though.
6:00 "The sunshine of your presence" roflmfaololol! Holy crap, Festus is one of a kind.
6:42 oh well he's totally gonna get killed.
9:55 roflmfao it looks like somebody's been taped to the chair.
11:02 well TBH, that's a shitty thing to do, but coming from Festus, it just makes me wanna bang.
11:35 in this moment, I want to be pregnant by Festus with triplets.
13:00 what kinda trap is this silly bitch about to run into??
15:45 this scene is like... mega dimly lit, and the sound is choppy too.
16:13 audio choppiness continues.
25:30 she's gorgeous and far less annoying in these recent episodes. Still glad they don't keep her around though, I don't wanna see any of the mains with girlfriends or wives, Matt and Kitty's "thing" is good enough for me. But I do love how Quint and Festus always seem to low key share a woman... that's fucking hot.
The audio's normal again BTW.
32:28 such an epic show.
38:02 lol, the Marshal's all up in 'em.
42:50 "Matthew, they's times when I swear everythang and everybody is just purely conspirin' again' me." Sometimes Festus looks like he just wants to crack up.
44:21 lol it's Quint in that bed.
46:00 Ken Curtis is sexy from head to toe... I'm so for real. He's got one of the sexiest bodies ever... but I don't understand why.
46:08 Festus has the most badass boots of them all though... https://imgur.com/a/Aro8TWx
47:20 "Fast Festus"... that's what they call him.
48:14 ROFLMFAOOOO get a load of this Festus style chair, hell yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about... *heart eyes*
48:44 I LOVE the bullets around the armrests, lol. Sigh. This show.
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Nothing better than Gunsmoke.
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S9 E26 - "Caleb"
6:35 it's so sweet of Quint to look out for Matt that way.
11:06 what a boring dismal life. Damn yo. But like, the cabin is nice. It's not like it couldn't be lively if they tried to make it that way... they could open a couple gamblin' tables and spread the word around, get some action in there. But I gotta say, from what I've seen on this show, no way I'd wanna live out in the sticks like that. I'd wanna be right in the middle of Dodge City in the 1880s.
11:12 DORCAS?!?!?!?!?!
11:27 oh Lord, he's having a mid life crisis. Time to move your ass to Dodge, son.
12:00 "It's one thing to dream of youngins, it's another thing to have 'em. All they add to is more cookin', more scrubbin', more chores." Amen, she's right.
12:18 well if he wants to go to Dodge and find himself a younger saloon girl to marry so she can have his obnoxious offspring, I'd let him go right ahead. He don't need the farm though, seeing as how he don't even like it. I'd let him leave it to me and he can fuck off to Dodge and start himself a new life.
12:33 he's right though... their life is boring as shit and he needs to make a change. It's obvious she doesn't have any fun aspirations though, so it's best just to leave her behind. I would.
13:22 oh Lord... he's gonna have to kill her.
13:55 wow this lady is a real buzzkill... I think this guy needs to go even bigger than Dodge.
16:20 no but TBH, he should have. Fuck his wife.
19:48 you know, one thing I'll say about that particular male extra is that he has a very recognizable backside. I appreciate the fact that they used the same extras as townspeople throughout many episodes. Makes things so much more realistic, it really is brilliant. They wanted people who were recognizable from far away and they nailed it.
25:08 are those pickles on the top left?? Hell yeah dude, damn, the Long Branch has it going on these days!!! Miss Kitty has the bitchinest job in all of Dodge.
26:07 I love Miss Kitty's drawstring purses.
27:58 there's his new wife!
30:44 these two are excellent on screen together.
33:10 it's good to see Miss Kitty throw somebody out... it doesn't happen often enough.
46:10 Dodge is pretty anti-dog, so I don't think this is a good sign.
49:55 not a massive fan of the freeze frame at the end of that zoom out. Great episode though.
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S9 E27 - "Owney Tupper Had a Daughter"
1:49 awwww, such a cute fox!!!
10:40 I'd like to sit and drink buttermilk with the Marshal.
15:50 there's gonna be trouble over this pretty little lady for sure! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noreen_Corcoran
16:40 both these dudes are pretty hot, why can't they just be reasonable like Quint and Festus and share themselves a lady??
20:58 he shouldn't have headed out in that wind.
25:07 wow, I never would have figured dude was THAT mad about it.
26:18 this verifies that they've started hanging people right in Dodge rather than traveling to Hays.
27:46 he has a solid point.
30:08 honestly, this Owney guy is annoying... I don't care about him or his daughter.
31:00 I think he'd make a great hangman... he should go for it.
32:32 I mean FOR REAL THOUGH. Look at this guy. And just consider the fact that he won't take money on loan from FRIENDS who have practically begged to help him... but he WILL hang a dude for the money. We're supposed to give a shit about this character? Pft, please.
38:20 I dunno why everybody's being so hard on Owney for taking out the trash, I mean that little snot gunned down those two hotties in cold blood, he wasn't sorry for it in the slightest. Somebody had to hang the guy.
39:55 his daughter isn't gonna wanna come back to him... that's gonna be the kick in the nuts here.
44:30 well now just hold the damn phone here... SHE'S been gone away and had a bunch of weird experiences too, SHE'S changed just as much as him. It's not fair to put it all off on him and act like it's his fault.
46:08 lmao, so annoying. Like okay fine, I get it. Morals, principles, blah blah. Okay okay. Whatevs. I'm just saying, she's obnoxious. I think the episode should have been like 10 minutes. They take the kid away, and he just says, eh you know what, fuck it. She'll go to St. Louis, get all spoiled and be all hoity toity, and I can just piddle away the rest of my days doing as I please. *credits roll*
49:57 they definitely should have left them alone.
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S9 E28 - "Bently"
This is the episode in which Chester makes his final appearance.
The episode is titled "Bentley" on the DVD titles list.
3:08 oh wow, what a bunch of assholes.
4:54 look at these two with their uppity fucking carriage, what a couple of stiffs. I hope they get theirs! No way they're not going to... they didn't show us two of the most hoity toity Dodge City fuckers we've ever seen on this show for no reason.
6:20 there's no way this guy is a killer... yeah maybe he had to do it out of self-defense or something but he's not the murderer type.
8:50 damn right, lady... scary shit for sure.
9:38 she needs to sell that place and get the hell outta Dodge.
11:32 well I didn't expect THIS out of THEM!
12:12 you know, they keep mentioning Salina, Kansas on this show... I thought I'd been there, I remember making note of the name. So I looked it up, and sure enough I stopped at this Subway and had a righteous sammich on my way to Dodge City... https://restaurants.subway.com/united-st...e-crawford I even remember filming a vlog in the parking lot... https://i.imgur.com/h4qHYAP.png
This whole memory of Salina sent me down a rabbit hole and I ended up finding footage of myself on the train parked outside Dodge City's Boot Hill Museum in 2019. It's a clip where the wind is blowing fierce and then someone on Wyatt Earp Blvd. passes by in their car with the windows down BLASTING "My Best Friend's Girl" by The Cars (my favorite band of all time)... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-dfrHkaXuE "Here she comes again."
It's always been my universal synchronistic cue when I'm somewhere in public and I hear ANY Cars song playing. I recognized the magic in the moment, but looking back... it's packed with even more meaning than I could have known at the time. The point of the story is to follow your soul's yearnings, whether they make logical sense at the time or not... when you get to where you were guided, there will be proof that you're doing the right thing.
21:40 I guess I misjudged these uppity fuckers.
22:08 damn Chester sure is handsome. Dennis Weaver went on to act in quite a few other roles in TV and movies.
23:20 there's nothing rude about storing the stuff in the barn... it is what it is.
24:00 she doesn't seem 100% convinced about her husband like this other lady is, lol.
25:00 dude OMG, what if HE DID IT!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
27:40 how the hell are they just willy nilly contracting a killing in the living room like this?! Anyone could walk in or especially overhear.
31:40 so here we've got the ol' flip-around. Now this lady is going to be seeing things through the "I never knew my husband" lens instead.
33:10 there's no way they're not gonna send Chester out on a strong note. I wonder how it'll end.
35:00 wow, that guy has one damn brilliant hustle going on. Props. For real for real.
37:37 was it really necessary to make Doc and Kitty just plain dumb as shit sometimes?? I feel like it wasn't necessary.
39:47 man, what a nightmare. This lady's life though. I didn't figure this would be how their story played out.
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So I did a few searches to verify, but it looks like they never explained Chester's departure from the show. The episode ended like any other with Chester in it might end.
I think it's best that way. We can all use our imaginations to dream up possibilities of what became of Chester. Maybe he went to California with a pack on his back. But it's clear they spaced out his final appearance in a way that made the audience fairly used to his absence already. The viewership was sort of eased into Chester leaving. Festus was introduced well, Quint was still there to fill in too... it was well done.
Dennis Weaver went on to star in "McCloud" (1970-1977), a TV series where he played the title role of Sam McCloud, a deputy marshal from Taos, New Mexico, on loan to the New York City police department.
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S9 E29 - "Kitty-Cornered"
5:00 they get killed, like pretty much every single time.
5:32 seems like this lady doesn't understand one of the most important laws of the wild west... some things aren't for sale.
5:50 wow this lady is a bitch... I'd throw her out of my saloon, hoist my titties as high as possible, and give everybody drinks on the house.
6:13 she pretty much has zero likability. I dunno why she thinks she'd be successful in this endeavor at all.
6:28 *looks up definition of seminary* ... Yeah that's what I thought it meant, which makes no sense in this context. But THIS is sorta interesting...
Quote:late Middle English (denoting a seed plot): from Latin seminarium 'seed plot', neuter of seminarius 'of seed', from semen 'seed'.
Hmmm!
7:20 you better turn your fuckin' head around Festus, the goods are OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!
7:55 I love everything Matt does.
10:06 she's just sorta... creepy.
11:20 see, again, I just don't like how Kitty handled this. She could have simply told them WTF was up. Like, what is so hard about that? How does that NOT make sense?
11:39 listen, you're not woman enough to handle the Marshal. I'm just gonna say that right off the bat. Don't even try.
13:17 like I said... some things aren't for sale.
13:26 and it's way too big for you!
14:02 well I agree with her on that... something's gotta be amiss! But we're not here to talk about that.
15:02 he jingles a lot, for one thing.
16:16 I could be wrong but I just don't really think Festus is 100% on board with this. Too early to tell though.
16:47 what on God's green earth man, this chick is too much. She really is.
17:18 "I'd go to work and find them men for ya!" Roflmaololol!!!!!!!!
17:32 Festus is no dummy, he's gotta know something just isn't quite right about all this.
17:50 God dang, I wish I had those boots though.
18:11 ew gross, yo, find a stick or something for that, you don't use a parasol to knock down cobwebs, WTF.
18:37 it's gonna take some serious imagination to turn that barn lookin' shit into a "palace" but okay.
19:24 HE KNOWWWWWSSSSS.
20:00 I mean... at least he talked to her about it. Me personally? I'd have to take Festus upstairs and remind him who's the boss and why, but as we all know, Kitty and I don't always agree on our methods.
20:50 where is the proof that this lady can pay them though?? I never heard her say fuck all about that part, but maybe I missed it.
22:17 Festus still has his level. My guess is there's symbolic significance in relation to the story.
31:00 well none of this has made me feel bad for her, and I think her place is kinda fruity. Lil too feminine, which is ironic because she's sorta masculine with her attitude, and some of the women she's got working for her are as well.
31:07 well shit, it's no wonder her other place burned down.
32:30 the catwalk is badass though I'll give her that.
33:00 the only problem with a quieter place is the lack of money, lmao.
33:11 see this is what I don't like about Kitty sometimes. Just how she's acting, what she's saying. I dunno, it just wouldn't be my approach at all.
34:30 see THAT'S what I was thinking. Lmao! Go over there. Seems counterintuitive but for some reason it's the right thing to do in this case.
36:03 I dunno, maybe Kitty and Stella should make out. What!?! I'm just saying, know your enemy right?!?
36:54 she should have stood up immediately and headed for the catwalk.
39:09 her butt ruffle is nowhere near big enough.
40:20 man what does this whiskey peddler know that everybody else doesn't??
41:20 see, it's just her and that guy left. WTF is the story here???
45:48 I love the fact that Matt walked in to the Long Branch at what is obviously bedtime, I think we all know what he's there for... *wink, nod*
47:06 oh wow man, this lady is just plain out of her mind. Is somebody gonna explain, what is her scheme???
49:00 I guess she didn't figure on him getting dragged out of there.
No idea, guys. No idea.
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S9 E30 - "The Promoter"
0:40 "Oh Henry!"
1:10 and it can't rain all the time??
10:00 I sure wouldn't mind turning my head and seeing that crotch in my face.
16:30 well I tell you what... that's a DUDE if I ever seen one!!!
19:26 he looks like he has a couple bills to spare, he should have given Doc SOMETHING.
20:40 shit, whatever... this kid looks mean.
27:00 I think these two wanna be friends.
30:27 what is this guy's angle? I don't get it at all.
40:20 all the fighting looks real on Johnny's end, I don't think the other guy is as good at pretend boxing, lol.
43:38 thank God he's coming to put an end to this boring shit.
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S9 E31 - "Trip West"
0:36 I will say, at least Festus jingles at a bright and cheerful pitch.
8:03 oh I would be THE FUCK out of there.
23:25 well at least he's decided to use the most effective part of his name from now on.
38:06 they should BOTH go.
42:00 anytime you want to, baby... *wink, nod*
48:32 those damn archetypes though.
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S9 E32 - "Scot Free"
13:32 "Hey, did I ever tell you what I think of men?" rofl. Oh Kitty... sigh.
18:00 damn, these two have a dark love connection don't they?! Toxic much!?
18:30 see how much better natural hair colors look in black and white though?
18:56 they have some nerve replacing the sexy stagecoach driver with ANOTHER guy named Jim who looks nothing like him.
20:40 they're shaming irresponsible, prolific reproduction.
30:10 God I cannot believe how crazy hot James Arness was. God bless this show for immortalizing his epic good looks on the screen for as long as media is playable.
31:30 okay first of all wow, like, this kissing scene was so unnecessarily... just unnecessary, okay. Secondly, it's at this juncture I'm gonna admit I've been multitasking all throughout this episode, Google searching random stuff, eating PopTarts, you name it, I have prettymuch only been half watching and I have no freakin' idea what's going on at this point. Like I dunno if this is the guy she was with before, if he's the guy from the saloon, if he's supposed to be some entirely different guy... no idea, folks.
31:40 I do love them spotty horses though! Or as Chester would say... speckledy.
33:40 looks like the ladies' man is having some women trouble!
33:50 what's with these chicks and their tiny guns?? Why don't they ever have a normal sized gun??
36:00 nice plates. Nice dress too!
36:50 "Marshal, did you know I'm psychic? Look, I set a plate for you!"
40:30 seems to me Gert could use herself one of them cute little guns right about now?!
40:50 this freaked out weird lookin' cowboy guy is way hotter than this supposed ladies' man Rob fella anyway.
49:52 well this zoom in went a lot better than the one in the last scene.
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S9 E33 - "The Warden"
4:37 well there's definitely gonna be trouble here. I bet this kid will kill this other dude or vice versa.
5:20 lmao he's trading his daughter for a new plow that he doesn't even need. Just disgusting. Oh well, at least the guy isn't ugly.
6:40 I wanna be just like Festus.
7:20 good on her, at least she got away before he had his way with her.
8:00 man what a lucky chick to happen across Festus this way. Yowza. They're using a lot of the same tactics to endear Festus to the audience as they used with Marshal Dillon.
8:15 "Appears like she thinks I'm prettier than you are." BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Damn right.
Legendary scene. Right on par with Marshal Dillon's backhanding scenes.
14:48 "Ruth!?" roflmfaololol.
16:00 lolol the way he touches the scratch on his cheek when he says that, so perfect.
20:20 Festus is telling Miss Kitty about his gift of "second sight"... *shakes head* I believe it.
40:40 looks like she's got the second sight too!
48:18 this episode was very funny in select areas... excellent episode.
48:30 you know what, I think it's time Marshal Dillon performed a marriage... it's a good balance to all the killin'.
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S9 E34 - "Homecoming"
3:20 WHOOOOA. I guess Edna gets AROUND!!!!?!
6:30 pft, whatever! If she wants him shot, she can do it herself. Screw that! I'd invite him in and see if we could make a deal.
12:40 Doc and Matt are so sexy I can't even stand it.
16:00 this Orval guy isn't very unlikable.
18:00 she better not try to get her son in on whatever scheme she's hatching.
28:45 Dodge isn't "drab and dusty"... it's warm toned, asshole.
29:00 this guy is full of shit up to his eyeballs. What's his scheme?? Just to sell stuff??
33:00 it's really sad how she warped her son's mind.
37:30 Orval should just GTFO until the judge makes a ruling.
40:25 this guy seems mega bored already.
43:50 it's just sick how she intends to sell the kid's farm out from under him if the whole thing goes to plan. She's an awful character. I don't even blame her son for the way he turned out.
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