"Gunsmoke" (1955) - Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E7 - "Hard-Luck Henry"

0:56 look at that hat... he's definitely a Haggen.

2:55 lmao lmao lmao!!!!!!!!!! This is gonna be a funny one.

4:12 "Yeah well that's uh... that's right, Henry." Roflmfaolol @ Doc's reaction.

5:30 lmao they're all totally freaked out!!!

8:56 ROFL this episode is hilarious, I love it.

13:12 HEATHCLIFF.

14:30 finders, keepers. End of story. If he's feeling generous, maybe dole some out every now and then. Otherwise, fuck 'em.

16:20 check it out, it's a rare view of Ken's palm. You can tell a lot by a palm. I used to be a palm reader but I ain't done it in a long time.

26:00 LOL, that kid deserves an entire batch of cookies, ALL to himself!

26:26 "Henry, I don't use tobacco no way." Thank God for that. This is the first time they've addressed tobacco use with any of the main characters, and I'm glad they're not supportive of it on the show. Forget the sponsored ads of the era... that was harmful and unfortunate back in the day, but now those commercials are historical relics that aren't hurting anybody.

31:20 this scene is so lit, I'm hella aroused.

33:33 roflmao.

34:40 oh you know the Marshal is gonna be fucking STOKED to get that telegram and reply to it.

36:10 if you ever NEEDED the help of those Haggens, you'd have an elite force on your side, that's for sure!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I prefer the Festus dominant episodes to be lighthearted...

There's always a touch of lightheartedness where Festus is involved anyway, for the most part.

But he can be very intense and intimidating, a mysterious truth about Ken Curtis.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E8 - "Major Glory"

3:15 some nice greenish/brownish eyes for a change.

6:33 Carroll O'Connor is back, playing a serious character which is honestly my preference. I just think he's great.

10:32 this is my all time favorite dress of Kitty's, and sure, my reasons are sentimental and biased... but it's orange, and you can't go wrong with orange.

12:05 damn, yo, I think Kitty and the Sergeant are legit into each other. I wish they'd have her do this kinda stuff with Matt. What would have been the harm?!

17:40 do they REALLY have to do this in the middle of the Long Branch??

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E9 - "The Pillagers"

Who's ready to meet NEWLYYYY O'BRIIIIAAANNNNN!?????! This is his first episode.

1:06 you know what, as he was getting in the stagecoach, I thought to myself, "Damn, he looks super Irish." Like I wanted to make a joke about how I expected him to start talking with a hardcore Irish accent anytime now. And THEN I realized his last name is literally Irish. Wow, they really did a great job casting him. So far he seems okay. It would really suck not to like Newly, since he's in the rest of the show. Is he really a doctor though??

1:37 how could anybody not call out these dudes for being trouble right off the bat before the stage even leaves?? Come on. I mean, I get it, it's public transport, lots of weirdos... but come on.

2:27 man... there must be something really special about Buck Taylor if they picked him for this role. He's one of those dudes who looked his hottest at an absurdly old age. This here is Baby Buck. He's just a youngster at 29.

3:10 Newly's already in good with the Queen of Dodge. He shouldn't have much else to worry about.

6:00 Newly doesn't look like he's the least bit concerned with this guy waving a gun around. I like that.

6:11 "Sometimes surprise is more better."

6:30 oh he's likable. He's very likable.

12:33 well, that's an unfortunate misunderstanding! LOL! I think he's really sweet that he carries the bag though. Kiiind of a bad idea, but totally within his right I guess. He can totally BS his way through this one though, for sure. He's gonna wing it.

13:20 so I guess Newly is a nickname for Newton?? I like that.

13:33 "Like my Uncle Newton used to say, there's a time for worrying and a time for doing."

19:02 check out that bitchin' leather jacket.

22:56 well that's not creepy at all.

24:04 Festus is wearing a badge!!!!!!!!!!!

37:29 I meeeheheheeeeaaaannnn... Kitty's right though.

Well, I like Newly. They did a great job dreaming up his character, great casting, great portrayal. I was worried I wasn't gonna like the guy, but I like him.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E10 - Prairie Wolfer

They've already used this title, it was the episode where they introduced Festus (S9 E16) and I find it odd that they would reuse it.

9:40 this chick is as cute as can be... Kelly Jean Peters.

21:30 Cory needs to knock this other guy off as soon as fucking possible.

24:40 thank God for that Nathan asshat, he really proved valuable in this scene. Still fuckin' up, but at least sparing Festus and Sam.

47:37 lol, he's always shining that badge!

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E11 - "Stranger in Town"

2:00 it's Pernell Roberts, 2 years after he left "Bonanza".

2:35 lmfao he did it with a shot of whiskey in his hand.

10:10 I really like it when Jacqueline Scott guest stars. She was in 8 episodes and this one is right in the middle.

13:10 roflmfao @ these kids pretending to be Marshal Dillon and his deputy... that is sooo cute!

14:30 bitchin' mint green house tho.

14:47 I love Kitty's balls.

16:46 I can tell by her body language she's gonna have a hard time telling this guy to fuck off.

16:55 I don't think it's even his son, the kid doesn't look like him or his mom.

20:55 I'd definitely be having Reeves fuck off in favor of the other dude.

32:16 "No hurt that would stay with you." Shhheeeheheeeiiit, I gotta call BS on this. Some people get thrown off a horse and then stomped... if you get a head injury it can leave you with TBI and an altered personality for the rest of your life.

32:30 he thinks this kid has been raised to be a pussy.

34:47 "once or twice" lmao... yeah, once or twice hundred.

39:50 ugh, egh, I'm sorry but like, no.

41:07 oh hell naw, I'd be running off to the Marshal the first chance I got!

43:00 ooo, the sadness is real.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E12 - "Death Train"

6:16 he's old and obtuse, but he's pretty hot.

8:10 "Doc, we can't quarantine a whole train!" *2020 has entered the chat*

14:18 hopefully this guy dies.

20:23 "I too saw somethin' lastnight! Rampagin' sin on the streets of this evil city!"

23:55 oh, fuck off.

27:50 pft, he'd never have "love and affection" for a baby, give me a fucking break.

40:10 "Well, don't just look at her! Try to see her."

42:07 "You're a cool one, Doc." ... "Not cool. Just old."

43:10 dude these rich people are sooooo dramatic and solipsistic.

44:40 sometimes I embrace the loud gunfire, sometimes I don't.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E13 - "Rope Fever"

3:33 I just heard a frog ribbit... the frog is an omen on this show like the dog bark.

4:10 the first main character we see after the frog ribbit is Festus, and he was involved in the first frog omen on the show as well. The frog/ribbit may be Festus's personal character omen for trouble ahead.

29:10 his wife is super gorgeous for an older chick, she's the best case scenario for aging... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Lee

30:28 she's wicked gorgeous. Fuck some botox and fuck some filler... that's what an older woman should look like right there honey. I mean, she won the genetic lottery, so good luck... but yeah.

49:40 digging the new ending theme song.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E14 - "Wonder"

1:00 kid, same. She's a flamin' hot redhead though, you can't blame him.

2:50 Jackie Russell kinda looks like Raquel Welch... https://imgur.com/a/VJPBOaA

4:33 "I ain't never lettin' him back on this forum again." *dancing banana*

7:20 one of my fave Festus scenes <3

10:27 kinda fucked up how they're just letting this kid chill in the Long Branch like the rules of decency don't apply to him or something.

27:40 lol.

30:46 hey, baby... *dancing banana*

31:20 oh my God man, they just spoil me when they do this.

42:06 "Man comes into this world naked and pert nearly starvin'... after that, things get worse." Such a great line.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E15 - "Baker's Dozen"

3:37 they got a legit newborn for this role!

4:00 when is Newly gonna get added to the opening credits??

6:20 "I need an expert, now go get her!" rofl, oh man, you know they're all in over their heads when Doc needs to defer to somebody?!

7:20 this is darn near heartwarming.

9:40 gah... if there were households like this in the world today, it'd be such a better place.

13:50 T R I P L I C A T E

14:30 "You can probably wake up somebody on Boot Hill." Roflmfao.

15:35 Kitty looks so fucking good in that dress, glowing with her motherly instincts all lit up.

17:30 probably because they were conceived with some outlaw filth. The mom's feelings are understandable, but they will do just fine in adoption and find a great home in Dodge.

18:50 God I love this show. There's just nothing like it.

20:50 what'd I fucking tell ya?!

21:17 lol @ hanging up the washing outside of Doc's office.

21:37 they're trying to feed them goat's milk... I heard this was a thing but have also heard it's really only for older babies.

22:10 as if. What, was there an abundance of breast milk back in the old west or something?? Most mothers struggle to feed one baby on breast milk let alone two.

22:30 that actually looks really fun.

24:20 they've got the Marshal and Kitty having this heartwarming and vaguely sad 'baby moment'.

28:56 I straight up don't even disagree with this guy... they knew "bad blood" was a thing back in those days. Too bad we've lost that kind of common sense as a society.

29:54 "I'm just tryin' to loosen up your tongue so I can find out how come you're prowlin' around town at this hour of the night."

32:43 that old lady has a hearin' horn... haven't seen one of those in a loooong time, forgot they were a thing.

45:30 lmfaololol, okay that was definitely my favorite moment ever involving Louie Pheeters.

47:50 well this episode damn near made me cry, NGL.

49:28 such a great show.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E16 - "The Victim"

2:38 damn, seems like this young randy cowboy's got some plans for the lady!!! Beverly Garland was on the show 4 times, and this is her second appearance.

4:10 I was wondering when they were gonna address the age difference. I get the impression they've tried to make her look older than she is, which is sorta weird. My first thought when I saw her was that she was lookin' pretty damn fine.

4:40 ohhh, man... I hope this doesn't end badly for ol' Billy, but I'm thinkin' it's gonna. It's too bad cuz he's so hot and it ain't fair for him to get housed just before the lady gets what she needs from him either!!!

5:44 all I know is it's a real shame cuz it ain't every day you get a fineass MILF chasin' piece of meat like that passing through town.

7:19 mmmm, God, baybeeeeee. FUHK. It's the Marshal. He be lookin' fine as hell amidst the light of the angry mob's torches.

7:44 k whatever, a-hole.

8:40 the drinking game only applies if Matt says it.

8:52 says you're a pussy!!!!!?!

9:40 oh come on now, it's not like YOU'VE never quit before.

11:00 I really enjoy James Gregory's acting style... his mannerisms are unique. I think he was just a unique kind of person and that translated over into his art.

14:10 I've got a feeling this spells doom for this guy, but he IS doing the right thing nonetheless.

16:42 how the heck do those torches stay lit for so long?

19:40 oh my God, that is so hot.

22:44 well ma'am, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather you just take all your clothes off than say anything else anyways?!!

22:55 now listen lady, I know it would have been great to get some of that dick, but you gotta take a step back and look at this in an unbiased kinda way.

31:30 "Real trouble, or the kind a woman likes?" Lololol ohhhhhhohohohohohoooo MYYYy.

48:00 I think she's a fabulous actress.

48:40 very interesting moral to this story... it's not one you hear very often.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E17 - "Dead Man's Law"

0:40 #DefinitelyNotKansas

3:40 damn that's some nice hair.

3:55 eerily, I can feel "the end" of the show drawing near when I listen to this intro music.

5:05 I can tell this one has a personality... https://i.imgur.com/H3fIOm3.png

5:40 look at that lady's hat... there's nooooo way they had ANYTHING in that shade of purple in the 1800s. That would be considered OBSCENE and PROFANE. If they made stuff that color in the 1800s, show me PROOF.

According to this article they did wear vivid colors in the 1800s that often clashed like shit with the rest of the outfit...

https://victorianweb.org/art/costume/nunn13.html

If that's the case, then I guess Gunsmoke is historically accurate with these atrocious accessories pairings, lol. But on the other hand, if they really did dress that way, you almost kinda gotta give them props for not giving a shit!

9:40 dude this is dramatic AF.

10:00 well I mean this guy is definitely believable. His wife is sitting there looking full of pity toward the situation.

10:30 but there AREN'T canyons. There LITERALLY ARE NOT canyons in Kansas. Unless there are? https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/kansas/arikaree-breaks Apparently there's a whole 2 mile 'feature' in Kansas that could be called a mini canyon-esque situation. https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/kansas/c...ike-kansas I feel like they try to make it look more canyony than it really is. I'd have to see it for myself.

Apparently Kanopolis State Park has canyons... https://stateparks.com/kanopolis_state_p...ansas.html

12:00 Festus handled that so perfectly.

13:58 I really like his outfit too, it's nice that the main characters' outfits were generally likable, since they wear them all the time.

14:27 see this is what I was hoping. It looks like he's in good hands.

15:06 dude... he don't seem like he's doing so hot.

15:20 why's somebody always gotta get thrown through the window of one of these fine establishments? It's so destructive.

16:20 did I miss something? Who the heck are these thug dudes with badges and the weird black gloves??

16:58 Louie DGAF.

17:50 Doc's let down by the sheeple.

18:54 it looks like they've got furniture and everything else up there on the Long Branch terrace... https://i.imgur.com/sRGtIO6.png

20:46 check out that enchanting AF hair pin Kitty is wearing.

21:37 well that ain't gonna end well.

22:36 ooOooOhooOoHooHhoOooOooo FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22:40 that was hardcore though, very colorful language from Festus.

23:50 can a deputy deputize? Cuz he needs to deputize the shit out of Newly right now.

24:40 send Newly to the canyon, they'll come in and straight up kill his ass. You can't forcefully take over from a bunch of bad guys and then walk right out again, that's some bullshit.

25:00 BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BADGE. He should NOT have put Newzerz in that position, yo.

27:20 *3 guns in his face* "Well that's up to the court to decide!" *slow clap*

28:30 did they have therapists back then, cuz I think Newly's gonna need to see one.

29:26 he literally didn't save his life, they were leaving.

29:47 this episode is WIIIILLLD.

30:10 Doc just called election fraud in the 1800s.

30:40 one of Doc's greatest scenes in any episode, maybe the best.

31:10 owwwnnnneeedddddddd.

31:44 I can't believe this douchewit just ordered a hit on Dr. Adams, yo.

33:08 you can tell Matt's trippin' balls seeing this right now.

33:17 and look how fkn sexy he is... in the warm light of the campfire, wow, this is great.

33:22 even Festus thinks so.

34:13 that might have been the PEAK SEXY of James Arness on this show... I'm so for real. Just the absolute. Like so over the top ridiculously everything. Just everything.

34:20 Kitty's like the Queen sending the troops out... https://i.imgur.com/uVN4SSp.png This is actually one of the greatest Gunsmoke episodes of all time, lol.

34:30 this is fucking awesome dude, I cannot believe this show. I straight up cannot believe it.

35:26 you know it's interesting... as I watch this, I realize that I've watched every episode so far with the subtitles on (except for that one episode that didn't have captions, wtf) and the act of reading it while watching it kinda diverts attention away from the scene itself to a degree. But on the other hand, I'll be able to say that I've watched AND read all of Gunsmoke.

36:00 those are some darkass days in Dodge though.

38:40 wow, this black vest dude ain't the brightest crayon in the box is he?

39:40 I love the way Festus walks along side him in this scene... it's such a special walk. Where have you ever seen anything like that???

42:26 the captions misspelled bandana... *tsk*

42:48 you could hear a flea fart in Dodge tonight.

44:50 [approaching horse footsteps] lolol I dunno, something about that just sounds funny to me.

45:28 oh TTTDAAMNMMNNN. That is ominous AFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

47:10 definitely one of the top 10 greatest episodes of Gunsmoke.

47:22 this was exactly what the scene reminded me of too... yeah, they knew what they were doing with that scene.

[Mister Obvious]

44:50 [approaching horse footsteps] lolol I dunno, something about that just sounds funny to me.

It should have said "hoofbeats" but they called it "horse footsteps", giggle...

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E18 - "Nowhere to Run"

0:36 I know I say this a lot, but that guy is pretty hot. Robert Porter... https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0692143 Never heard of him before. Nice chin dimple though.

00:45 it's Robert Random again. So many hotties in this episode. I think this is the first time we've seen him in color! https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0709947 He's in 3 more episodes after this. If you look at his IMDb page, the last time he was in anything was 1990. Then suddenly in 2018 he's credited in something new.

2:00 whoa, okay, I CANNOT believe he just did that. So we've ALREADY lost one of the hottest guest stars 2 min. into the episode.

3:45 lmao the Marshal is not in the mood for small talk this morning.

4:00 OMG I wish I had that shirt. I've never seen anything like it!

6:10 judging by their faces, I'm thinking that's a lie.

6:40 "You're a real bummer, dad."

12:08 damn, this just ain't his day, is it?!

19:17 [HOOFBEATS] Exactly.

23:46 yeah, no shit don't try to move... was that really necessary Marshal, now come on.

28:20 "And besides... he ain't really your Pa!"

37:22 I think they're about to catch this guy doing something bad.

40:40 man, these two really piss me off.

43:17 this episode could not have been easy to make.

47:37 I like the way Festus thinks... I feel the same way about clothes. We gotta make 'em more efficient.

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E19 - "Blood Money"

1:08 I'm very much getting gay romance vibes from these guys.

4:07 he lead those guys in there knowing what would happen and made sure Louie would be on his side.

6:04 definitely the strangest episode title screen yet!

13:37 his sister fine as hell.

18:58 seems like daddio ain't cool with Newly dickin' his daughter down!?

21:11 lol, I kinda like this old guy!

25:08 "I don't think so." Well at least he's honest! Doesn't seem like a bad guy to me!

30:20 TBH, I think Nehemiah Persoff is kinda sexy.

31:10 wow, does this guy's dad EVERRRRRR stop being a fucking dick??? Seriously, fuck that fucking guy. Save his hotass sister, let the maimed gunfighter go free, but I don't give a shit what happens to this guy.

31:27 he has beautiful facial structure... https://imgur.com/a/qTl982T

32:07 I like his acting, love the way he talks too. He's good.

33:14 it's only at this juncture that I realize these peeps are gypsies... *nods* That took a hot minute. Not sure why the wagon with the purple curtain didn't tip me off sooner, but okay.

35:34 "I don't mind sayin'... Dodge is one town I'm gonna give wide berth to from now on."

37:20 my ass would be staying on that land whether that douchebag liked it or not. She doesn't need him. One stroll through Dodge in early afternoon is all it'd take for her to marry anyway.

38:10 I'd wrap that deed up in a condom and keester it so fast.

41:37 that's what he gets for doing the right thing too late.

43:15 if she ain't smart enough to go straight to the Marshal instead... well I just dunno if she deserves to live in Dodge.

43:41 I bet Newly will tell the Marshal.

43:50 yuuuup, without a doubt.

45:33 Skouras is a great character. That guy don't give a FUCK.

45:55 why I do believe those fellas are scared!

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E20 - "Hill Girl"

1:11 she's wearing a burlap bag as a skirt... the hell kinda situation has this chick been stuck in?!

1:30 it looks kinda great, TBH.

3:03 pft whatever, Newly ain't dumb. He knows that chick needs help.

5:20 oh these guys are FUCKT now.

9:26 ugh, my God. Too much suspense.

10:27 Festus spots him a HILL GIRL!!!!! Muwahahahahahaha.

10:55 these cut in scenes of the three of them just standing and staring and nodding... priceless.

16:20 I'd find Festus directly and become his woman. His very willing, very obedient girlfriend.

17:50 girl, WTF are you smokin'!? Take that gaudy thing off and put it back... tsk, if that's all the taste she's got, she can go back to the hills.

19:10 I mean I can understand her being partial to Newzers on some level cuz he IS cute and he was the first dude she saw out of captivity, but... she definitely has bad taste if she's not interested in Festus, and that makes me like her less.

19:20 "You weren't very polite to Festus," see even Newly is like, listen chick, I ain't interested so maybe you should consider a backup plan.

19:42 glad we weren't the only ones totally perplexed by the sparkin' thingy. Newly doesn't know what the fuck it means either, so she's explaining it.

20:38 pft, screw this chick, I don't like her.

20:43 okay it's anything but little bitty, but yeah, no.

20:55 whew man... he's right though, it does kinda reflect that way I guess, mainly cuz everybody probably doesn't know the whole story.

21:00 she knows damn well good enough to know that it was wrong.

21:04 maybe you can take it back, but that won't fix the character flaw.

21:33 she's DEFINITELY not worth the trouble of any of this... for real for real. I guarantee the whole audience feels the same way.

24:10 well I mean, if she was ugly he definitely wouldn't be saying that.

25:10 I'd scream for help so fuckin' loud.

26:48 it's not believable at all that she'd put up with this shit... she'd turn on them fast in the situation she's in now.

28:30 "I left home hardly knowing how to read or write," Kitty seems to give some of her own backstory here.

29:11 Kitty's trying to make her understand she needs to get with Festus or she's screwed.

29:20 she's basically explaining her own approach to things... it's great too, great approach. Get in bed with the local power figure. That's hot.

30:18 she hasn't. She's a dumbass.

30:22 listen chicka, don't flatter yourself mkay. You're not even selling ass at the Long Branch, so Kitty has very little incentive to help you anyways. She's definitely better suited to selling ass than working at the store though. Too many character flaws.

30:26 pft, yeah only cuz YOU did it.

30:50 I feel like Jonas knows something's up. Probably not though... historically he's an idiot too.

31:30 wow... why would ANYONNNEEEEEEE like this girl??? I fucking CANNOT, I CANNOTTTTT.

32:00 I'd throw myself down on the ground into a fit of sobs and confess my life to Mr. Jonas... I'm so serious. But what's this bitch gonna do?? Fkn guarantee you, NOT THAT. I'm just glad Mr. Jonas has (in general) been an unlikable character for the most part of this series, or I'd feel bad for him right now.

32:10 they've made him seem unusually nice in this episode, which I really don't think is fair. It's not like the audience hasn't been keeping track of this character over time... we know the guy is an asshole, so why try to bend him to fit some semi-likability for this episode??

33:16 hopefully they'll commit some hang-worthy offenses before it's over.

32:15 is that a Raggedy Ann doll?? When was she invented?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raggedy_Ann This says the doll wasn't patented until 1915. Maybe some of Raggedy Ann's features were common on dolls before that point. If not, they were off like 40 years with this one.

34:50 this chick has no conscience whatsoever.

36:00 you know what... maybe this kinda shit is the EXACT reason why Jonas IS an asshole. It doesn't explain some of the other behavior he's exhibited in the past, but it goes a long way in explaining everything else.

37:35 ohohohohohhh no dude!!!!!! Man, I bet Mr. Jonas never trusts anybody again... at least not for a few more seasons.

41:46 personally, I just want you to get the hell outta Dodge... *shrug*

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E21 - "The Gunrunners"

0:58 well I'm guessing this feller's lying about who he is?!

1:10 that's one mean lookin' sumbitch! These are some bad dewds!

1:42 I reckon they must be the ones runnin' them thar guns!?

2:40 "I'm right here, asshole."

3:40 "Man Afraid of Razor" is Festus's Indian name!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!

5:06 Kitty appears to be wearing nude nail polish, a glossy opaque look that really wasn't achievable in the 1880s as far as I can tell from a brief Google search... but I fucking love a nice nude polish, so I am gonna let this one slide. The shade looks like 'Cyber Peach' by Orly. It's classy, I love it.

5:39 it's a Bowie Knife... https://i.imgur.com/uYFn21p.png That's where David Bowie got his name.

38:02 Festus is there waiting... how exciting would it be to come home to Festus lurking in the shadows?!?!

38:58 motherfuckin' son of a bitch.

41:20 check out the full moon in the background.

45:30 God I love Marshal Dillon.

49:07 the captions have it as "Aunt Pansy" when it should be Tansy instead. There are variations in the spelling, i.e. Tansie, Tanzy, etc. but it most certainly isn't Pansy.

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S13 E22 - "The Jackals"

0:30 check out this gorgeous shot... the lighting is beautiful.

0:36 the Marshal is doing stand up comedy in some non-Long Branch saloon that's actually really damn nice inside.

1:28 I thought he was gonna drop dead there for a second.

1:37 shit, looks like it's about to be.

4:37 whew, man... that's really sad.

5:40 [sad cowboy music]

5:58 that's a charming little place, you gotta admit.

7:50 hell yeah I'd like some tortillas and beans!?

20:40 oh my damn... that's gotta be the hottest cantina woman we've ever seen on this show!

22:08 he immediately knows there's trouble!

25:30 Marshal Dillon is so ridiculously sexy.

33:20 dude is literally using his ear wax to pat his mustache down. This guy is my spirit animal.

35:30 pretty scenery.

42:48 I guess down in Mexico, the bell tolling is the barking dog.

49:00 God dang, Miss Kitty is sexy as hell speaking Spanish. This is a great scene... https://imgur.com/a/fzQEQqX

[Mister Obvious]

S13 E23 - "The First People"

6:56 what we have here is a raging ginger narcissist who is isolating his victims from the outside world and making them financially dependent on him!

9:20 YEAH!!!!! Take THAT, you bitter a-hole!!!!!!!!!!

16:48 it's hard to disagree with him though.

23:56 ginger bro's lost his effing mind. He won't get anything he wants.

45:16 definitely one of my least favorite episodes ever, but I do really like Todd Armstrong as John Eagle Wing.

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S13 E24 - "Mr. Sam'l"

5:30 "An awful lot of life can be missed just waiting for the right time."

8:58 that guy's got the nicest forehead slope I've ever seen.

16:42 I love these drought episodes because they have to make all the characters look sweaty!!!

21:40 that choker is serving 100% goth rocker vibes.

23:20 so this old guy is essentially Lizzie Borden?