Meet the skin mites that come out at night to have sex on your face and nipples...

[Chatwoman]

Their reproductive organs have moved anteriorly, and males have a penis that protrudes upwards from the front of their body meaning they have to position themselves underneath the female when mating, and copulate as they both cling onto the human hair.

https://scitechdaily.com/microscopic-mit...humans/amp

[Chatwoman]

The mites are passed on during birth and are carried by almost every human, with numbers peaking in adults as the pores grow bigger.

Which people DON'T have the mites, that's what I wanna know?!?

[Chatwoman]

That's HOT!!!!!!!