Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Mister Obvious]

Nikki's thumbnails have taught me something.

And that is that we ladies with bouffant buttocks need to keep our asses covered, it ain't safe otherwise.

It ain't safe, for anyone involved, on any level whatsoever.

[Mister Obvious]

You're not safe goin' in, you're not safe comin' out... it's a lot, and we need to take precautions. For us, for them, and for everyone.

[Mister Obvious]

Like at least put some pants on. Where's the MOdesty?

[Mister Obvious]

Is it better if you're wearing pants, even if the pants are super tight?

Yes.

[Mister Obvious]

I just...

I would probably swim in leggings.

I really would.

I am not going out there with my ass on blast.

[Mister Obvious]

But I'm not gonna say anything else.

I don't even like to swim.

[Mister Obvious]

Look...

When you're a lady with some pronounced curvature in one place or another...

Your nakedness and semi-nakedness are extra, EXTRA obscene.

Like...

You haven't SEEN naked.

[Mister Obvious]

And I'm not trying to say that Nikki and her sister cousin niece are too scantily clad, or that their body features are obscene in the TYPICAL sense of the word...

When I say obscene, I'm saying that you will have seen naked. You'll never have seen naked before. But you will have seen it now.

[Mister Obvious]

I really hope you're picking up what I'm putting down...

Cuz I am included in this, even though I think they've got me beat.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't know whether they come by it naturally, or if they do a lot of squats...

I truly have no fucking idea.

But I think they need to put pants on, or a skirt or something and that's it, that's all I'm saying about it.

[Mister Obvious]

When I wear a skirt, I look like the mother of a 5 year old at an after church potluck.

I opt for pants. But I think Nikki and her sister niece cousin need to wear the skirt.

[Mister Obvious]

She's giving crumbs.

Crumbs.

With this rate of output, she will not be able to maintain self-sufficiency via YouTube/Patreon.

[Mister Obvious]

She definitely belongs in the Bronco.

[Guest]

Morgan doesn't value herself.

To Moragn
From Jeffery

Play on repeat while driving to Memphis except for when crossing over the New Madrid Fault.

[Mister Obvious]

Holy shit, I thought Jeffery MADE that song at first rofl, I thought he was gonna be the male Cindy Currier?!



https://www.sectual.com/thread-2594.html

Cindy's music is way better though.

That Abraham-Hicks thing is...

Mmh.

Listen, Esther makes some good points, but she's also monumentally full of shit.

I could say a few things about it, but I am not going to, I was never invested in Abraham-Hicks anyways.

For people who are though... well, I think it's sad how, as a person, Esther is not an example people should go by unless they're shopping around for a good conwoman rolemodel.

I talk about 'high value hustlers' now and then, and I do respect some of them. I love a good high quality, high value hustler. But to me, Esther is more con than hustle.

[Guest]

“It’s not about your house or land , but to aaaallright”

Let’s hold hand and have a good cry !

[Mister Obvious]

It literally speaks directly to Morgan's situation, it's like magic. Cindy's magic music of the seeking soul.

[Mister Obvious]

0:34 I can tell by the way she said this that she doesn't even write her own scripts. No idea why someone else would be writing this for her. This just applies to the voice over crap, (probably) not the random stuff she says throughout the vids.

[Mister Obvious]

A thumbnail like that is a total mismatch to the happy dorky music and tone that every vid starts off with.

[Mister Obvious]

2:53 agave is fattening as fuck BTW. I had a bottle of it like 10 years ago and I couldn't believe how fattening that shit was. Same with maple syrup, but not as much. Stick to honey, for real. Or just pure cane sugar.