Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[user428]

But yeah the hot tub is a really bad idea.

[Mister Obvious]

I'd get rid of that entire rig, get rid of every dog, buy a decent soccer mom van with an old "Baby On Board" bumpersticker, get a Karen haircut, and go to the west coast.

[Mister Obvious]

She said she looks "like a hillbilly" in that rig...

Hon, no.

I am from prime hillbilly land, and I have never seen some shit like that.

Never in my entire life.

[Mister Obvious]

It doesn't look hillbilly, it looks like a DIY lone gypsy rig... belonging to someone who the gypsies would consider unclean and not even want in their community anymore, lmao.

I mean, damn, even the gypsies of olde kept their rigs within some criteria of normalcy. They weren't going around in some Frankenstein shit.

[Mister Obvious]

That huge hot tub on that tiny trailer is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

I'd deflate that piece of shit and throw it the fuck away if I possibly could.

I'd sell the trailer if I possibly could.

Her dogs are totally fucking annoying and SHOULD be on leashes.

She doesn't deserve to be called a "twat" by some rando because of it, but she DOES need to wake the fuck up.

[Mister Obvious]

I am setting a hard rule right the fuck now for my own life...

Stay the fuck away from dog people.

[Mister Obvious]

I've known people who acted like they were clean freaks, but they had dogs and their couches etc. smelled like nasty fucking dog... people are hypocritical trash, suck me.

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking filth.

[Mister Obvious]

16:25 listen to how loud and grating that bullshit is. My God, it's amazing that she hasn't been arrested just for driving that shit around. Is that even legal?? Really though. Serious question. The whole thing looks totally unsafe and just weird as fuck now that she's cut out the roof. And that heinous trailer... I mean, if it was JUST the trailer with some normal looking shit on it, it wouldn't be that bad. But as it is... I mean, you can't blame people for thinking she had a history of being on hard drugs back when she got arrested and her record was confused with the other Morgan's. The whole rig looks like there's an unhinged motherfucker at the helm. I bet people are fucking shocked when a female steps out of it.

She should have just gotten a piece of land and framed in a tiny building on the trailer.

[Mister Obvious]

Lol. I dunno, the whole thing is retarded. The solution for her is a more low key rig, just a regular van. If you wanna stand up, go outside dumbass.

[Mister Obvious]

27:06 the shit is so not funny.

[Mister Obvious]

It's not funny that your vehicle has a huge dangerous extension on it that you can't even control.

[Mister Obvious]

Huge, dangerous, and useless. Just unbelievable. Get a fucking van Morgan, before somebody gets hurt and you get into real trouble.

[Mister Obvious]

Put that stupid fucking rig up for sale and let a viewer buy it. She fricken ruined it by cutting into the roof cuz it fucking leaks now. It's worth less with every mod she does, fuck it up too much more and even her viewers won't want it.

[Mister Obvious]

There is something wrong with her mentally. Who complicates the shit out of their life with totally pointless crap like this?? I can understanding having a shoe fetish and collecting like 100 pairs of shoes that you never wear. But when you're taking tons of steel and making mods to it, attaching weird crazy stupid shit to it, and then having the nerve to go on the fucking roadway and threaten everyone's lives just by being there... that's a whole other level of needless life complications.

[Mister Obvious]

She should try to get her money back on that fucking trailer before she kills somebody.

[Mister Obvious]

Her audience is wrong, it's not the way she's driving, it's the trailer... there's something wrong with it. The fucking thing is doomed and programmed to fuck her life up.

Kinda makes me wanna look at her astrology chart again cuz I must have missed something, it seems like she was born under a bad sign...

[Mister Obvious]

Watching her trying to get this doomed ass trailer to back up properly is just stupidly frustrating.

I wouldn't go another fucking day like that if I was her.

I'd leave that piece of shit on the side of the road and never look back.

[Mister Obvious]

38:56 she's assuming a whole fucking lot thinking anyone would help her... especially depending on the situation and how people are feeling. Never, ever ever fucking assume ANYONE is going to help you, ever.

Now if she was in a mom van with one of those stick figure family bumperstickers and an old car seat for show... people would be a lot more likely to help her.

Driving around that huge ass ridiculous truck of doom, people are gonna be totally confused by her at best, and very fucking annoyed by her most likely.

[Mister Obvious]

The idea that she's now gonna go somewhere that already has snow is the second dumbest thing I've seen/heard today.

It's just now the perfect time to be IN THE SOUTH.

She's hellbent on ruining her fucking life and it's a waste.

There must be a problem with her karma.