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(01-01-2025, 11:00 AM)GXT Wrote: Although she was afraid of the sauce and may not have used it.
Fucking lmao!
I didn't finish watching the one from lastnight. I probably will later when I'm desperate.
I'm watching her current stream right now, and she's wigging out about getting older.
Like fuck dude, I get it, nobody wants to get all old and wrinkly, but at least we're alive. Right??
I dunno, she needs to chill on that shit.
Also, you're supposed to stretch AFTER you work out, not before. Instead of stretching before working out, you're just supposed to jump around and shit, do your exercise, THEN stretch.
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But I personally advocate just moving your ass all day rather than any specific exercising session. That's what is so great and ideal about dancing. You just randomly do it all the time throughout the day.
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(01-01-2025, 11:02 AM)GXT Wrote: She mentioned starting a cleanse for the New Year, then looked something up on the internet and surmised time is fkd and it's
really only November. She then called us "Gregorian calendar mother effers".
Rofl, I've heard so many people talking about this lately. I actually 100% agree. The calendar is total BS. The "new year" starts in the spring. It only makes sense. That's why I don't take these holidays and calendar based milestones (new years, birthdays, etc.) seriously, cuz it's all totally made up anyways.
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So far this live is boring as shit. She just keeps obsessing on whether food is healthy enough, for herself, for the dogs, obsessing about health in general.
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It's only boring if you're a chick, cuz if you're a dude, it's probably fun to see Morgan get into all these different positions. She does look really great. I guess that's why she's actually doing this.
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Lmao, Miles is laying beside her and now she's gotten up and started stretching him, rofl.
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I do absolutely love Morgan. I cannot lie. I love her. I do.
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I dunno why she keeps saying she wants to live somewhere other than the USA.
MAYBE she'd be happy somewhere else... but I seriously doubt it.
A lot of people think they wanna live outside of the USA, until they actually do.
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The USA is the greatest country in the world. Sorry about it. It's just the truth. Feel free to go travel around and find out for yourself.
But I will say, since there are too many men in Russia and not enough women...
They need to send some sexy Russian men to the USA en masse. Even out the population over there. But not in an invasion kinda way. Just... do Russian women a solid, thin out the herd and send your excess hot dudes to the US.
Bad idea??
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Oh wait, I got that twisted.
There are too many women in Russia, not too many men.
Agh. Fuck. Well this really fucks up my fantasy.
Math was never my strong suit.
Don't send us any Russian women, we can't survive that.
Forget I said anything.
This is embarrassing.
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Listen, I'm only on my second cup of coffee in 2025.
I'm not stupid, I swear. I just haven't had enough caffeine this year.
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I dunno why Morgan is all freaked out about health. She seems really healthy to me. She moves around fast, seems energetic.
I remember like a year ago, she was tripping balls thinking she was dying cuz she had some kinda pain somewhere... well, flash forward and she's still fucking alive, seems healthier than ever TBH.
See this is why hypochondria doesn't pay off.
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If I deleted every post where I was wrong or said something embarrassing, I'd have like 20k posts.
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She's right though, bouncing up and down is super good for you.
Especially if there's a hot Russian dude underneath you.
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"The good die young and the crappier people live longer." I have actually come to this conclusion several times.
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So I finished today's stream and now I'm going back to her stream from lastnight.
I randomly clicked on 55:00 which is where she says it's time to roll a doobie. Perfect timing.
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I skipped ahead to 1:34:00 and she still hasn't rolled the doob.
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Lol I think she finally broke out the weed sometime in the third hour... that stream went on forever
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I will say this...
It's well beyond worth being subscribed to Morgan on Patreon.
I dunno how the hell I ever went without her.
Plus she has a huge catalogue so there's still plenty to watch even if she doesn't upload for a while.
She's legend.
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Morgan definitely worked hard for vlogmas and was highly entertaining. I upgraded to the $5 tier... not sure if that makes me Inner Circle? Lol even she seems confused about how the tiers work.
Last I saw she was talking about how her recent misfortunes may have been due to the curse of a witch.
She sounded happy to hear the witch may be dead and was trying to confirm it via Instagram, but her phone wouldn't let her. So the witch
could still be alive and cursing.
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