We gotta be together

[Mister Obvious]

Well, I mean...

That's chill and all but I am a DIY nun now, so no one is ever having sex with me again.

I'm in a relationship with God and shall not be shared.

[mydogdiedagesago]

I was just thinking about the importance of pheromone compatibility a few minutes ago.

It's so true man...

On a pheromone level?

Some people are neutral, some people are attractive, and some people are off-putting.

I think this is one of the most important things to judge people by.

If you get close to somebody and you don't like the smell, I don't see any reason to ever deal with them again.

And this isn't just in the realm of romantic stuff either, I think it's a good rule for life in general.

This is true its in all walks of life not just romance think why people get in punch on in offices the hormones pheromones its like magnetic poles reacting.
Now if you can understand this and remain present in the present moment, it wont affect you as much. Because you are aware of what is happening.
Hence why im not doing 20 years in prison when some ching in the supermarket walks in to me like a selfish cunt.

[Mister Obvious]

Yup. This is why animals sniff each other's butts. They gotta know what they're dealing with.

[fungloveseveryone]

They all do. They want to fuck you too, MO. That's the reason they're here.

I don't want to fuck either of you im just trying to have some fun. And engage in some intelligent dialect.
Like we used to do here. I do like both of you though as hominids I think you are very smart females.

[mrfungusmisgustus]

Yup. This is why animals sniff each other's butts. They gotta know what they're dealing with.

Yes but hominids don't need to sniff butts well some weirdos do but we can just smell it in the air.
My kids mother had a pheromone that just like was wowness probably why I had kids with her even though she is a mental idiot lol
My sister the same her kids dad total loser drunk she now says there was just something about him and I try to tell her its his pheromones she doesn't believe it.
When I was like I think 19 or so they sold these pheromones spray I got some it didn't do a thing I never had a problem with getting girls anyway.
The smell of a certain girls sweat gives me a stiffy when I don't even want one so its true I have experienced this.
Its why there is so many broken homes and families because people have kids cos it makes them horny.

[smellsoverinternet]

Yup. This is why animals sniff each other's butts. They gotta know what they're dealing with.

I have this uncanny ability to smell things over the internet like exe files and people.
Your sweat would give me a stiffy when I didn't want one I can smell it.
But at the same time I can control it because I know what it is.

[Mister Obvious]

I have this uncanny ability to smell things over the internet like exe files and people.

I 100% believe you.

I have a similar ability, only it's nothing like that.

But the same kinda "extra" perception thingy.

[Mister Obvious]

Mine is more like I just know who you are no matter what name you use, VPN, whatever...

I can tell by the words and the energy.

Sometimes I do get folks confused, but it's never "that" wrong...

Doesn't matter how many people are on site, I still know who everyone is.

Applies to my site and other sites, have had this ability since I was a kid.

[funfungman]

I fooled you but I was drunk and thought you would find it funny.
I could have kept going with that but what did I do? Told you instantly it was me.
You earned to much respect for me to keep going with that you earned it.
Can we have some fun again? Like Jimmy Barnes going arrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lets make fun again dudette? What you say?

[Mister Obvious]

I recall no such incident, but I will take your word for it!

[fungdyingfun]

I recall no such incident, but I will take your word for it!

I can keep a secret just like you :)

[howwedothis]

Pavarotti ate 2 whole chickens per day, its no wonder he died.

[IaMtHeOortCloud]

Its ok go get the man with the money.
Not the man who will love and worship you until stars burn out.
We will meet again somewhere.
You can be assured of that.

[OORTCLOUD]

cuz they're afraid to be alone.

This is one of the most intelligent things that people need to know.
You are in fact born alone and die alone.
It doesn't matter how many people are around you when you are born or die.
You come in to this world by yourself, and you leave it by yourself.
Alone is not a problem, boredom is a problem due to thoughts and feelings.

[Mister Obvious]

Fung stop being a Creepy McCreeperton and posting weird crazy shit you know I'll never approve for public viewing.

[funglovesannieorwho]

Fung stop being a Creepy McCreeperton and posting weird crazy shit you know I'll never approve for public viewing.

Some of it was ok though? Lay off the fondu ya fuckin manatee!
I had a harder life than you ya spoiled brat!

When your family couldn't care less about you wont even pick you up from surgery your parents are long dead, you know you were born into a life of mean people. That is something you can not change and have to accept.

[Mister Obvious]

Awww, that's sad Fung.

So did you ever grow out your mullet for me??

[not creepy]

Fung stop being a Creepy McCreeperton and posting weird crazy shit you know I'll never approve for public viewing.

Im not creepy wtf? Violent maybe but not fucking creepy

[Mister Obvious]

OH WELL THAT'S OKAY THEN

[MrFuckingViolent]

OH WELL THAT'S OKAY THEN

You know I love you, you are possibly the most intelligent female ive ever known.
When can we have a relationship? You know the type we once talked about?
Can you help me after shoulder surgery being stuck inside? Im just asking mate.