Dev and I are the only people with vaginas who even visit this site...

[user328]

I told ye ya fapped ya spadge on the net for cash.
But no you lied. Fung loves everyone except liars.

I must've missed the part where we arsed you what you do or do not like.

[fucngaroo]

I must've missed the part where we arsed you what you do or do not like.

Its "asked" and MO you have to allow I was being nice I love Dev like you.

[Mister Obvious]

Well, I hate to tell you guys this...

But after a long and ultimately tearful phone conversation with Dev, we've decided not to go forward with filming.

Dev has told me that she legitimately does not believe that Bigfoot exists.

I thought she was joking, but unfortunately, she was totally serious.

I just can't have lesbian sex with a non-believer.

We will continue to be friends though, as I am not the type to shun people from my life simply because their views/beliefs are wrong!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I will be purchasing a rose quartz yoni egg that has been charged overnight under the full moon in Olympic National Park to cleanse the non-believer from my sacred vageen.

[Mister Obvious]

I know you're all very disappointed, but please don't treat Dev any differently because of this.

Love the non-believer, hate the non-belief...

[GoGetFuckedBitch]

But you wont call me? And you told me once you can't even call ya granny?
And big foot doesn't exist its a hominid left over from we hominids evolved.
Yeah its a thing but there is many things that are still strange like snakes and spiders.
And you wont call me but you call dev and even Zane.
Well you can go get fucked lady. Now you can have your poofter boys here who are scared of me.

[Mister Obvious]

But you wont call me?

Well, I mean, you're not worthy.

[FungCanLeavePeace]

Well, I mean, you're not worthy.

Would you like me to go away forever?
Make a fucking decision cunt!
Im not having a pussy sook, but if you don't want me here say so.
Play with your other boys who just wanna smash ya sbadger.
Make a choice I can block it if you want.
I want an answer now cunthead.

[Mister Obvious]

You're free to temporarily leave again if you want Fung, sure why not!?

Go and take your little ray of sunshine over to some other corner of the internet where I assume you're badly needed.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, you know.

[Guest]

I was forcibly circumcised and am searching for meaning in life so that’s how I ended up here . I feel like God has placed me before mo as a burnt offering
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_h...hristi.TIF

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like God has placed me before mo as a burnt offering

Roasted and toasted and burnt to a crisp baby, that's how I like 'em!

Acrylamide be damned!

[Mister Obvious]

Makes me want some instant coffee!?

[Mister Obvious]

*dips Guest's mangled, ancient, freeze-dried foreskin into coffee until soggy*

Perfecta!

[ImOverThis]

You make the decision own your shit or your respect lowers.
I can be funny so can you. But I have self esteem.
So own it homie make your choice.
I know you are afraid of me, from my past, but you should not be.
So ring me or give me shit its your choice.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like you're crazier than me.

[FungHasYourBack]

Ive settled down a bit sploshy panties 
I still like you though although you probably have a BF I get along with girls better than males.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet you do!

[FungarooWaits]

I bet you do!

Why do you bet I do? And you still haven't made a choice.
You can get rid of me with one simple answer.
Sad yes but lots of things in life are.

[ringdafungaroo]

Not gonna answer me are ya? Thats how I know who you are LMAOOOO
You gotta ring me or we will part ways.

[Mister Obvious]

I think you're right Fung, I think you and I should take a break.