*90 degrees outside ... gets coffee*

[Mister Obvious]

LIVINNNNNNGGGGGG.

[Mister Obvious]

This song was playing...

[Mister Obvious]

Somebody just went by playing this:

My southern people have great taste.

[Mister Obvious]

[Cream of Caulk]

That hot and humid weather would make some excellent musky panty scents you know. Just saying.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh I know, my panties get soaked in sweat. I drive around with the window down and no AC.

I love just hanging back and driving all slow down country roads, getting a drivers' tan, sweating, drinking coffee. It's awesome.

[Cream of Caulk]

That's so hot. 90 degrees and humidity, you need to wear panties just to keep the sweat from dripping down your tanned legs.

[Mister Obvious]

It's true.

My shorts get damp too.

They smell fine though...

I'm trying to see how long I can go without washing my clothes (besides underwear).

So far it's going great...

Washing clothes too often just wears them out.

I don't get people who wash their clothes after one day of halfassed wear.

As if they're dirty. LOL.

I really think it gives your clothes so much mojo to never wash them...

You go around thick in your own essence.

It really helps if you're super in love with yourself too.

[LingAnderson]

jesus christ, borat is looking for a new wife