standin on the corner

[Jeff]

funny camper lady ,   winslow arizona



its better than sex !

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I like that chick, I subbed to her not long ago...

She got it from this song:

It's a girl, my Lord!

[Mister Obvious]

That bitch is living the dream so hardcore.

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[Mister Obvious]

She's got some balls to go around living in a van with her name plastered on it, and HEADLIGHT 'EYELASHES' to boot.

It just screams, "I'm a chick living in a van! Rape me!"

I know she used to be a cop and she's armed and all, but damn, lady, really?

[Mister Obvious]

HEADLIGHT EYELASHES!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!?!??!!?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736...lashes.jpg

*jumps off cliff*

*twice*

[Mister Obvious]

Then she drives up into her brother's neighborhood. I feel like this lady doesn't understand how pure and total stalker the internet can be.

I feel like she may not be the brightest crayon in the box, no disrespect intended.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude that looks like the nastiest couch ever.

I think Carolyn is boring as fuck.

Like...

Only as boring as you would expect a former police person to be.

Not hating, I mean I'm still subbed. For now.