I'm about to go see Alien: Covenant in theater!!!

[Mister Obvious]

The best part of the movie was when the Captain guy was shining the laser at David and he goes "I met the devil when I was a kid" or some shit. I'm like, "WORRRRD."

God I fucking love me so much.

[Mister Obvious]

The chick was standing on the freaking door, but like... on a ledge below it or something? Like it didn't even show WTF she was standing on, it just showed her from the chest up and then she goes "Give a girl a hand!" *facepalm* Yeah, a girl just saved everything. *slow clap* Good job there, beef curtains. Fucking feminazi agenda, so obnoxious, can't even handle it!!!

Bahahahahaha, oh my God, I cannot BELIEVE the shit that I say!

Holy shit!

Lmfaooo!

Sigh...

Well it's time to go to bed and hold me tight.

I'm so glad I randomly came across this oldass thread tonight...

God man, what a fucking legend.