It's so obnoxious when someone insinuates that they want a massage...

[Guest]

Thaaank you...

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[Cream of Caulk]

It makes a stiff cock limber, just like any other kind of massage.

Sometimes when you have muscle cramps or a crick in your neck or whatever, a massage is the only thing that'll help. It may not feel good at the time, but when everything loosens up and pops back into place it's like heaven on earth.

this is true, it helps release the tension and I don't use my hands either.

[GG]

I gotta say...

This is something I totally fucking hate.

LOL! I hate it. I actually do.

Everybody write this down...

This is something that genuine totally annoys me and I CANNOT fucking stand it.

This is prime material to troll me with in the future if you want to trigger the absolute shit out of me.

It's right up there with debates like female ejaculation, circumcision, and other topics I literally despise.

"It'd be so nice to have a massage right now" ... "Have you ever thought about learning some massage techniques?"

ROFLMAO, no but I'll tell you what I have thought about...

I've thought about how I'd rather BE SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A 19 MILLION VOLT STUN GUN than have to fucking give your sorry ass a massage, you obnoxious piece of shit.

Okay...

That's all.

LOL!  I love you!

[Mister Obvious]

ROFL! I love you too GG baby. More than words could ever say!

[user94]

I went and had a massage cos I have a sore shoulder sports therapeutic massage shit, what a waste of money, it did nothing, I should have got a hooker and a blow job.

[Mister Obvious]

WOOOORRRRDDDD.

[Guest]

You guys need to try different massagers , its a spiritual thing not just touch you gotta connect with the rubber ... Its likr sex if done right

[Mister Obvious]

There's this chick I watch on ThemTube, she's a massage therapist...

That's not why I watch her. But I really love this chick, like if I was a dude I'd marry her.

I wouldn't want to get a massage from her, I know it would be the only good one I've ever had and I'm afraid I may catch the feelz for her.

I'm no lezbain.

[user94]

You guys need to try different massagers , its a spiritual thing not just touch you gotta connect with the rubber ... Its likr sex if done right

Fuck off its stupid I could massage myself and has the same effect what a waste of a blow job. You fucking charlatans! Snake oil crappers!

[user94]

There's this chick I watch on ThemTube, she's a massage therapist...

That's not why I watch her. But I really love this chick, like if I was a dude I'd marry her.

I wouldn't want to get a massage from her, I know it would be the only good one I've ever had and I'm afraid I may catch the feelz for her.

I'm no lezbain.

Whatever lezzo as if you even need a massage you don't have huge big arms and shoulders like me.
They fucking ache.