If I go to your Instagram and the first thing I see is your buttcheeks...
#1
Scholar 
I am not following you back. 

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#2
I mean dear God...

How desensitized is society?

Don't get me wrong...

I follow chicks who post bikini pics and whatnot, but they're not mindless idiots... a lot of them have interesting spiritual views that I enjoy reading in their photo descriptions and shit like that.

They're special.

But every bitch taking pictures JUST to show off their buttcheeks... not special.

I mean you can just TELL when a picture was taken SOLELY to flash buttcheeks.

My eyes have been assaulted.

Buttcheeks.

That's all I can see.

Defenseless, vulnerable buttcheeks, exposed for all the world to see, right there on Instagram.

I mean, God help us all.

I can't.

I don't want to see any more buttcheeks. Not even from the special chicks that I actually like.

No.
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#3
I like that pose and maybe she is just trying to be silly and playful  .  Maybe she grew up in a strict house and is letting her demons loose  .  We need to know more about her and perhaps see more pictures .
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#4
Dude I just went and looked at this chick's IG page...

The one who inspired this thread.

I mean this whole buttcheek phenomenon is ALL OVER Instagram...

But this one chick followed me and I go to look at her profile and it's JUST BUTTCHEEKS, EVERYWHERE.

And I just can't deal with it anymore. LOL.

I mean this chick has a SWEET ass. It's not that her buttcheeks don't look great.

It's just...

I feel like her buttcheeks are an unwilling participant here, I feel like she's revealing her buttcheeks to the world without them actually being totally on board with it.

Honestly. Those are my real feelings on this.

I feel like her buttcheeks don't want that attention and they are shy.

Her buttcheeks are shy and this is wrong.
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#5
Me leaving a comment on one of her pictures...

"What you're doing with your buttcheeks is wrong."

ROFL
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#6
She LITERALLY shows her buttcheeks MORE THAN HER FACE.

And her face is REALLY PRETTY.

But she basically only shows her BUTTCHEEKS.

What IS this?!?!?!?

ROFL
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#7
I would share the pics but I don't want to actually share who the heck it is or anything...

I am not trying to be disrespectful here, I am just being honest.

That I was... a little scarred. By seeing her buttcheeks, and the vibe I got from those buttcheeks.

Yes. I just used 'vibe' and 'buttcheeks' in the same sentence in a non-sexual way.

Listen.

This has really made me see things from a new angle.

I feel like her butt is talking to me.

ROFL

Okay, this has gotta stop. I'm done.

ROFLROFLROFL
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#8
Shook. I'm fucking shook.

WOKE even.

SHOOK WOKE by those buttcheeks.

And the weirdest part is I honest to God can't even say this has never happened to me before.

I have heard the cries of buttcheeks before.

Buttcheeks are actually sensitive beings okay.

They are.

THEY FUCKING ARE, DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY!!!

ROFL
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#9
You have to be ONE with your buttcheeks on a CONSCIOUS level.

You need to be open to communicating with your buttcheeks.

CHECK IN WITH YOUR BUTTCHEEKS...

Don't go against their wishes, it's WRONG!!!
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#10
You have to grab your buttcheeks with both hands...

Just grab them and say, "I'm here with you. I'm listening. I care."
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#11
face it MO , your a tittyman , lol

me on the other hand , now thats a bum i can follow
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#12
Buttcheeks are very emotional.

I AM NOT joking.
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#13

Fucking shoot me.

Fuck you, YouTube!!!

OMG, ROFL.

Why do I do this to myself.
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#14
LOL NOW THERE IS A GUY WITH a plan , how can i get those normally modest sexy housewives into my office . . . and have them pay me for it !
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#15
I think anal massage is dude-specific.

Especially for that guy.

And I don't even necessarily disagree with the concept.

I think it's largely true that if one has relaxed buttcheeks and a-hole, life is better.
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#16
I'm more about massaging the buttcheeks themselves though.

It's a pretty perverse misconception that you actually need to enter the ass to massage anything.

LOL!

Massage your buttcheeks for a good 15 minutes whilst breathing deeply (and moaning)...

Tell me it doesn't make A WORLD of difference.

You don't need any help.

We can all reach our own buttcheeks.
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#17
The idea that massaging the buttcheeks isn't good enough/area of effect is freakin' stupid.

It relaxes the whole of your ass.

No need to involve your asshole in anything.
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#18
nope i think he is spot on trixy , relax that anus and prepare to be worked on , ahahahaha
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#19
This is why I think spanking is wrong.

I don't like the spanking.

It is stupid and lame.

And dumb. As shit.

The buttcheeks should be massaged and worked around vigorously.

But they should never be spanked.

I'm speaking my truth here.
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#20
What kind of world are we living in when we have to wonder if the asses we're seeing are even REAL asses?

Butt implants are on the rise.

It's literally horrifying.

As if fake tits and fake lips and fake hair and fake nails wasn't bad enough...
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