Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user328]

Lucas? Erm... I mean Guest? Ain't you got some lickin' to do?

I can't believe you goys got me aroused the minute I woke up this morning. lol

Y'all know I'll be jilling off first chance I get, right?

[FungBroseph]

I hope you are ok lady really 

[user328]

Not that it's all that difficult for me to get aroused since all the hair fell out down south. lol

[FungIsCoolNow]

What about up top? I find shaved head chicks sexy it depends you would look hot with no hair or with hair.

[user328]

Feckin' Amazon tells me they'll deliver something tomorrow when I put it in my cart, then they change it to the next day after I've checked out.

[user328]

Y'all are the all-day-sleepingest bastards I ever met. I've nearly done a whole page by myself again.

[Mister Obvious]

MO, you gonna let me smooth-and-easy download a copy of all the premium content I've entrusted to your website? Or am I gonna have to write a good old fashioned crawler/scraper to get it?

Nah, things like that were never an option on the fora of olde... that's a newfangled concept for lazy internet users. You want your shit saved, save it manually like we had to do back in the day. I am not catering to fads. If people want sheeple options, they can go to a sheeple site.

[Mister Obvious]

Dev, I had a dream about your AV. I've had several dreams about browsing forums over the years, lol so that's not the weird part. But she was sitting on the floor next to a bed and a nightstand. It looked hella real... I woke up thinking dude, who the fuck needs AI generated shit when we have brains that can apparently make up shit like this.

[Mister Obvious]

The photo was big on the screen, and in the dream I thought, "When the fuck did I set parameters to allow AVs bigger than 200x200?" Lol.

[user328]

You dreamed about a pic of Abi that I haven't posted? That's wild.

[user328]

I haven't seen one of her sitting on the floor, so your subconscious must've made it up.

[Mister Obvious]

You dreamed about a pic of Abi that I haven't posted? That's wild.

Yes. It just looked exactly like you'd think a photo of her would look. She was posing sat on the floor in front of a bedside.

I haven't seen one of her sitting on the floor, so your subconscious must've made it up.

If you run across one someday, I'ma be freaked the fuck out!

[user328]

If you run across one someday, I'ma be freaked the fuck out!

Especially if it's the exact pic you saw in the dream. lol

[user328]

Where the fuck did you get a mini dancing banana anyway? lmao

[Mister Obvious]

I made it muhself, lol.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean I resized it.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not talented enough to make an actual dancing banana, that's crazy.

[Mister Obvious]

Especially if it's the exact pic you saw in the dream. lol

Yeah. The pose wasn't massively sexy, it was more casual. There was bright green involved. Not sure. It was more casual than her typical to the nines kinda photos.

[user328]

I have a candid shot of her sitting in a waiting room or something.

https://i.imgur.com/kPzLaLG.jpeg

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah, I noted in this photo she didn't look particularly happy, she looked kind of serious. I sorta got PMS vibes. Like "I have PMS but I still want to do a photoshoot, so here it is." Lmfao. Dreaming about the internet... *shakes head*