Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...
“Bees move to another flower once they’ve sucked enough.”
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(05-21-2020, 07:00 AM)Marble Wrote: “Bees move to another flower once they’ve sucked enough.”
 

Bee's don't suck though. I understand what you're saying. Nature's awesome; dangerous to fuck with.
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Thanks for clarifying. I just be a butterfly!!!  Butterflybye

Butterflies and moths drink nectar by actively sucking it through a narrow proboscis, whereas most bees have a tongue which they can dip into shallow nectaries on a flower.”

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-15068454
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"...Cuz they're all idiots except for me."
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"Everything I have and do is super cool."
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"He looks like a 90's era Lou Diamond Phillips."
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All you sluts need to be contained goddamnit. I recommend no more voting and your man gets to lock you in the house until morel improves. I get angry just relaying my wisdoms you fuckers are like bad childrens and cats
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"OOoooOOOOoooOOOooo baby I don'wanna lose your love
cuz if I did, I'd have to do it with a loaf of bread, an' I'm tryin'ta cut the caaaarbs..."

*sung in a very 80's George Michael/Whitney Houston style duet*
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What if they start forcing us all to wear diapers too ? That thought really bothers me just like i was told to put on a mask at the dentists , i dont like being told it makes me have genocidal ideations
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"Welp, that was a poor use of a thousand calories."
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LOL
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"It ain't fair, but it's worth it."
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"She's a fuckin' Scorpio."
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Moon 
Once I was a boy, then I was a man. Why I became superman?
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(05-22-2020, 12:19 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: "Everything I have and do is super cool."
Everything I think; everything I've said-it was worthy of sculpture.

Words are too simple to appreciate me.
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"Well. Apparently that part of my body needed some damn urine on it."
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(05-26-2020, 12:17 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: "Well. Apparently that part of my body needed some damn urine on it."


You need whatever Mister Obvious needs...obviously. UKILY
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You ever eaten bugs off the bare floor whilst serving a nude reptile overlord. From the jungles they will come
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Instead of social distancing or wearing a mask why cant it be something fun like humping a cheerleader
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"Well damn, I guess I'm into mermaids now. Touchez, Universe, touchez..."
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