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For anyone who doesn't get it...
Quote:Karl Otto Lagerfeld was a German fashion designer. Lagerfeld began his career in fashion in the 1950s, working for several top fashion houses including Balmain, Patou, and Chloé before joining Chanel in 1983.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Lagerfeld
He was incredibly gay and incessantly surrounded by the most famous supermodels du jour.
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With an occasional squeeze and throttle.
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Oh, I did not know he was gay. That is funny though, surrounded by hot guy models.
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(06-22-2023, 05:37 PM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: With an occasional squeeze and throttle.
We're giving "main squeeze" a whole new meaning.
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It's always good to have squeezable assets.
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(06-22-2023, 05:38 PM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: Oh, I did not know he was gay. That is funny though, surrounded by hot guy models.
Yeah, it doesn't even matter if they're gay, they just gotta fit the gaudy glam 1970s aesthetic and be willing to sit next to me as I dangle my knee over theirs.
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Oh, I thought you were saying you would be like that guy, and be surrounded by good looking guy models.
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I had this older lady have me change her oil once when I was 20, then kinda come on to me after. LOL. It was interesting.
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There will be a ridiculous amount of rhinestones, rooms outfitted with fixtures bearing countless crystals and prisms. The lighting will be designed to cause sparkling and glare from said shiny objects on a constant basis. There will be a disco ball in every room. I will be dressed in sleek, chic, glittering attire that will accent my well maintained figure which has been allowed to age naturally without any intrusion from cosmetic procedure. The vision shall be a reality.
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High fashion. Mood lighting. Velvet, suede. A distinct lack of chatter... minimal discussion. Classy jazz music during the day, disco at night... playing on speakers throughout all the rooms, except for the theater where all my favorite old TV shows and movies will play 24/7.
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You can do it in the fifth wheel I get. Then we can drive down to the desert or Vegas with it too.
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It would be too fancy to take on road trips though.
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No other guys though. That is not my style.
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(06-22-2023, 05:47 PM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: I had this older lady have me change her oil once when I was 20, then kinda come on to me after. LOL. It was interesting.
I think that is unfavorable behavior... speaks of someone who never sowed their wild oats when they were young.
I haven't gotten around much, but I'm glad that I don't have any sexual desires that are unfulfilled.
I got everything I wanted, and I do feel blessed... I mean, as blessed as one can feel about mindless carnal endeavors.
I think I am still in love with mo even though I dream about licking other girls , it’s just nature call me nature boy
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Guest, you are devotion personified.
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Yeah, it was awkward. She was kind of like the crazy old lady type too. She was a sweet lady though. I'm pretty sure she had no one in her life and was extremely lonely. She would come into the coffee shop that I worked at all the time, just because she was really lonely. She was middle eastern.
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(06-22-2023, 06:04 PM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: She was middle eastern.
Intriguing.
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I've had good luck not getting nails in my tires Dev. I think they would sweep the streets a lot in so Cal and Phoenix.
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