Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[Mister Obvious]

“Dude it smells like burning ass in here.”

[Mister Obvious]

"I WANT EVERY BIT OF THAT ELBOW."

[Mister Obvious]

“Is that a monkey?”

[Stacy]

You dont have to eat every sausage

[Mister Obvious]

“If you want me, make spaghetti and I’m gonna come with it. That’s all there is to it.”

[Leo]

Dear God has been fucking girls left and right ?

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/12/doorman-...lainternal

[Kenny]

its been a long time since i went to church and i am getting worried about losing my place in heaven

i will definitely be in the lower tiers of heaven   as the catholics have  described  , way too much masturbation and unhealthy foods and unhealthy impulsive behaviours  

not sure if i have the willpower to turn this around and become a beacon of  light for  God

[Mister Obvious]

Kenny if you're not going to heaven, none of us are.

[user94]

Kenny if you're not going to heaven, none of us are.

Kenny the mang is heaven

[Guest]

she's fucking fiesty
it's hard not to lust her

[Lucas]

wouldn't it be great if you could drive your truck to a place where ladies can be  ordered 

like a full proper menu board  : brunette ,blonde, curvy, tall , short, eye color , big feet  ...you name it  

like going to KFC  and ordering a box of chicken except your order is put in one of those big dog crates 

and they load it right in the back of your pick up . 

the only guarantee would be that the  item is agreeable and not poison or past the due date  

i guess it would have to be like a rental service and you return her in the crate  

my intentions would be good , i just want a pleasant evening  

we could just drink tea and massage each others feet  ,  or have a  big bubble bath

ladies are good at so many things ,hell maybe you just need a babysitter

i guess that would have to be worked into the menu board 

i just feel that this needs to go mainstream and be brought out of the shadows

[Mister Obvious]

wouldn't it be great if you could drive your truck to a place where ladies can be  ordered 
. . .
i just feel that this needs to go mainstream and be brought out of the shadows

[Guest]

holy shit these people are turning me into a fucking saint!!!

[Guest]

trix birthed me from her bowels , i am a living offspring floating out to sea

[Mister Obvious]

MY BUTTBABY.

[Guest]

We seem to live in a story, pre approved narratives instead of truth

[Mister Obvious]

"Where the FUCK are my bootyshorts?!"

[Crille]

Mmm...

Bet you look good in those...

[Guest]

i wanna feel up her skirt while she licks her strawberry ice cream cone

[Mister Obvious]

“That impetuous fault-finding bastard!”