Bright spots on Ceres still baffling scientists: What the hell are they?

[Anchorman]

I really don't know what to think about these bright spots on Ceres. A lot of speculation about whether it means there's life on Ceres. I don't know what they mean by that. I guess they aren't talking about intelligent life, rather just some kind of life form.

http://phys.org/news/2016-05-life-ceres-...affle.html

[Anchorman]

Here is the full size image:

http://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/...a20355.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

It looks like a giant diamond mound with liquid gold streaming out of it.